How About A Little Humor in Our Time of Need

[Mikie]

This is a bicycle site... right?

Why did the bicycle have a kickstand, because it was too tired.

 

[Runs with Scissors]

This is a bicycle site... right? .

Well, hell, and all this time I thought it was specific to airplanes.

 

[Cornholio]

This is a bicycle site... right?

Why did the bicycle have a kickstand, because it was two tired.

FIFY

 

[hill^billy]

Love desert riding! Until I need some tress?

All good amigo. The desert hasn’t been too bad so far

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Negative. This is at the southern border of Henderson & Sloan Canyon National Conservation Area looking east towards Boulder City/Lake Mead. The pic attached is looking the other direction to the west.

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[mike]

Maybe in bad taste.
An individual who was despondent called the Suicide Hotline and was rerouted to a Call Center in Pakistan. He explained his situation, they got very excited and asked if he could drive a truck.

That one bombed.

 

[fos'l]

Thanks for being funnier than me, Mike; I'll try again.
My therapist said my wife told him I don't buy her flowers. Hell! I didn't even know she sold flowers.

 

[herzalot]

All good amigo. The desert hasn’t been too bad so far

What do you call a witch in the desert?


A SandWitch!

(My daughter's favorite joke to tell when she was 4).

 

[Grego]

I used to work for an origami business, until they folded.

 

[Grego]

This is a bicycle site... right?

LOL, that's a good one!

 

[Mikie]

That one bombed.

But it wasn't a dud...

 

[fos'l]

As somebody said "since this is a bike site":
What do e-MTBer's use for contraception?
Their personalities.

 

[Luis]

What should you do if you’re attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler

 

[gunga din]

got a job as an elevator operator,
got fired because I couldn't learn the route!

 

[SnakeCharmer]

Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

 

[SnakeCharmer]

If Snoop-Dogg would have died before pot was legalized in the US, he would have been rolling in his grave.

 

[fos'l]

I asked my wife what she would do if I won the lottery. She said she'd take half and leave me. I told her "I won $12, here's $6, don't be a stranger".

 

[herzalot]

Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

Repeat...

 

[SnakeCharmer]

Repeat...

You actually expect me not to skim?!

 

[herzalot]

You actually expect me not to skim?!

C'mon - it's only a 5-page thread so far! Look at the top of this page.

 

[mountaingirl sara]

I asked my wife what she would do if I won the lottery. She said she'd take half and leave me. I told her "I won $12, here's $6, don't be a stranger".

Good one

 

[SnakeCharmer]

C'mon - it's only a 5-page thread so far! Look at the top of this page.

My joke was completely different. Like night and day. Mot even in the same solar system. Wow. The abuse I take here is thicker than a monzo granite boulder.

 

[Runs with Scissors]

Lance Armstrong walked into a bar...

 

[herzalot]

My joke was completely different. Like night and day. Mot even in the same solar system. Wow. The abuse I take here is thicker than a monzo granite boulder.

You're joke was tired before you posted it. What's a monzo granite boulder?

 

[herzalot]

Lance Armstrong walked into a bar...

...and gave a pep talk to Peter La Fleur!

 

[konakc]

"hey Dad ur butt is broken... It has a crack in it.."

 

[SnakeCharmer]

You're joke was tired before you posted it. What's a monzo granite boulder?

Haaa, you made a funny!

Go to Joshua Tree Natl Park and you’ll see a whole bunch of them. Quite impressive, they are.

 

[rossage]

You're joke was tired before you posted it. What's a monzo granite boulder?

No true granites at J-Tree. Or the San Gabes. The Gabes are granodiorite, such as the black and white spotted Mt. Lowe granodiorite.
It all comes down to where the percentages of mineral content lie in the diagram. Main players are quartz, feldspar, and plagioclase.
Get some!

 

[herzalot]

Rock on!

 

[Runs with Scissors]

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No true granites at J-Tree. Or the San Gabes. The Gabes are granodiorite, such as the black and white spotted Mt. Lowe granodiorite.
It all comes down to where the percentages of mineral content lie in the diagram. Main players are quartz, feldspar, and plagioclase.
Get some!

And when you fall down on it, you don't care about any of that anyway.

 

[fos'l]

When we got married my wife told me she would make me the happiest man in the world. Nine years later she left thereby fulfilling her promise.