How About A Little Humor in Our Time of Need

[konakc]

National dyxlesic association

 

[Luis]

What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador

 

[mike]

I've got some hilarious NSFW clips that I have shared/exchanged with a few others here, offline. But I could never post them here.... no way, no how.

Incredible!!! I heard the most freaking hilarious joke yesterday, I was literally crying with laughter, it was insane!!!!!!!!!

 

[herzalot]

Incredible!!! I heard the most freaking hilarious joke yesterday, I was literally crying with laughter, it was insane!!!!!!!!!

I see what you did there.

 

[Dr. Wellington Yueh]

Dyslexics of the world UNTIE!

Is that a Freudian Sylph?

 

[mike]

 

[knucklebuster]

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I don't get it. Who is Dwight Schrute?

 

[mike]

I don't get it. Who is Dwight Schrute?

 

[sir crashalot]

 

[SnakeCharmer]

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Where would a guy store something like that?!

 

[sir crashalot]

Where would a guy store something like that?!

That’s the next evolutionary step. Maybe it rolls up

 

[SnakeCharmer]

That’s the next evolutionary step. Maybe it rolls up

 

[Sassyquatch]

Google barnacles....

 

[Sassyquatch]

Don’t google duck reproduction

 

[herzalot]

What happened to our cheesy jokes as @fos'l shared to start this thread?

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?




"A flat minor" (or miner - get it?)

 

[mike]

 

[fos'l]

Maybe try something a little different to revive the thread. How about some jokes about our favorite minority, eMTBers.
Cheesy (herzalot's excellent description) stuff like "How does an eMTBer shut off the lights after a romantic encounter? Answer - He closes the car door" are welcomed.

 

[herzalot]

An e-mt biker walks into a bar. No, wait, sorry. An e-mtbiker rides an electric scooter into a bar...

 

[Derkderkall]

An e-mt biker walks into a bar. No, wait, sorry. An e-mtbiker rides an electric scooter into a bar...

Wrong

The only time an e-biker would walk is when their battery runs out

 

[Voodoo Tom]

An e-mt biker walks into a bar. No, wait, sorry. An e-mtbiker rides an electric scooter into a bar...

But the bar is closed and he crashes in to the door...

 

[Faust29]

At some point I’m going to remind @fos'l that he invited this line of humor.

 

[TrailQuest]

What's the difference when one chops up an onion and chops up an accordion?

No one cries when the accordion gets chopped up.

I'll leave now

 

[herzalot]

Wrong

The only time an e-biker would walk is when their battery runs out

See, that's why I "corrected" myself - and that was the joke - too lazy to walk into a ... - oh never mind.

 

[herzalot]

At some point I’m going to remind @fos'l that he invited this line of humor.

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I'm surprised he's walking the bike. I was thinking it might be like the "stuck on an escalator" video.

 

[herzalot]

But the bar is closed and he crashes in through the door...

Fixed it for you. E-mt. bikers don't care if it's closed. It doesn't pertain to them.

 

[Sassyquatch]

What happened to our cheesy jokes as @fos'l shared to start this thread?

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?




"A flat minor" (or miner - get it?)

This is peak dad jokeage! Can’t believe I’ve never heard this one....

 

[doublewide]

I rode my bike.

 

[hill^billy]

At some point I’m going to remind @fos'l that he invited this line of humor.

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Did you take that pic? And if you did, did you roll down your window and laugh out loud?

 

[Faust29]

Did you take that pic? And if you did, did you roll down your window an laugh out loud?

I took it... near the San Clemente single tracks.

I actually felt bad for the guy (well... almost). It’s steeper than it looks.

 

[konakc]

True story..cannell plunge.. at the top.. with some climbing...we come upon what looks like an ebike battery... On the trail.. my friend picks it up.. puts it into pak...
Few minutes later.. guy pushing e bike w o battery .. it fell off on the downhill chunk..
My friend, "u missing something?"
Never seen anyone so happy