Hah! I love my squiggly bike. Nothing will take its place, though it's merely one of many flavors to savor.
@SnakeCharmer: Are you happy with the routing? I have taken to using guide clips under bottle cages to get the routing as straight as possible. It works and looks better, IME. There are ones for three lines that would tuck your lines under your cage and maybe make cables work better. If you want to add a pump mount, it gets messier still without the guide clips. My bike looked worse than yours without the clips – kind of a mess around the bottle cage. All managed nicely now on three bikes via guide clips. FWIW, whatever works for ya.