They absolutely are.
The simplicity...
Your Honor, at the risk of being held in contempt, I refuse to disclose the evidence. You may also consider the possible enhancements for my actions of:
i) Not giving a damn what gear others run
ii) Not giving a damn what gear others think I should run
iii) Possessing and using a Schedule 1 Narcotic (spleef) in a Federal jurisdiction
Finally, please consider my community service during my sentencing, and as such, note Exhibit A:
https://www.imtbtrails.com/forum/threads/i-rode-my-bike-today.2149/page-814