Y-not
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Sounds like a Kardashian....
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Obsidian
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I am Gen-X 80's style. I like Miami Vice 1980's type beach chick asses.
Y-not
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I did not mean to offend your bike...
Obsidian
iMTB Rockstah
Sort of interesting that I have been called for Jury Duty only twice in my life ... both this summer. One Federal, one local.
If I were a conspiracy theorist (aka, almost always right), I would think I was being Republicanly targeted.
All good. My group is 5150 (can't make this Sh!t up). I am 6'1 185ish of all kinds of blue eyed devil. Let's goooo!
If I were a conspiracy theorist (aka, almost always right), I would think I was being Republicanly targeted.
All good. My group is 5150 (can't make this Sh!t up). I am 6'1 185ish of all kinds of blue eyed devil. Let's goooo!
herzalot
iMTB Hooligan
I've been called three times, empaneled twice and served as foreman once. I didn't see it as a conspiracy other than the fact that they love putting educators on juries.Sort of interesting that I have been called for Jury Duty only twice in my life ... both this summer. One Federal, one local.
If I were a conspiracy theorist (aka, almost always right), I would think I was being Republicanly targeted.
All good. My group is 5150 (can't make this Sh!t up). I am 6'1 185ish of all kinds of blue eyed devil. Let's goooo!
Obsidian
iMTB Rockstah
We shall see how it goes. Being 6'1 blue eyed and white should auto DQ me ... but who the F@ck knows these days.
Runs with Scissors
iMTB Hooligan
Carry a book with the title "Atlas Shrugged." Even if you don't read it, you will probably be excused post haste.
Runs with Scissors
iMTB Hooligan
So, you're not smart enough to get out of jury duty?
I kid...my daughter, at age 21, got called. Carped. Complained to the ends of the earth. "Why do I have to do this?"
And she got empaneled. And the (civil) case went to trial.
In the end, she voted against awarding any damages in the case. And came away enlightened as to the value of jury duty.
I have not been on a jury. Maybe because of the books I carried with me.
Danimal
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I'm think the would make you an automatic YEP here in Da OC. but what do I know...they don't want me on a Jury.
Lost Kiwi
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See theres your problem, you're 6'1, I'm only 6' and got automatically dq'd
Just tell them you're a dirty foreigner, you'll be out of it before you know it.
herzalot
iMTB Hooligan
Helps if you have a Kiwi-Aussie-South African-Euro accent of some kind.See theres your problem, you're 6'1, I'm only 6' and got automatically dq'd
Just tell them you're a dirty foreigner, you'll be out of it before you know it.
BTW - one of my APs wil be reporting on Tuesday right alongside @Obsidian. I am sure she will be empaneled because a.) they love educators and b) thick south of the border accent (and fluent in Spanish).
Danmtchl
iMTB Rockstah
My wife who is a teacher and gets a summons every year. Every year is crazy to me. My son who just turned 19, got a summons last week.
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SnakeCharmer
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Later that day after court on the 5:00 news:Sort of interesting that I have been called for Jury Duty only twice in my life ... both this summer. One Federal, one local.
If I were a conspiracy theorist (aka, almost always right), I would think I was being Republicanly targeted.
All good. My group is 5150 (can't make this Sh!t up). I am 6'1 185ish of all kinds of blue eyed devil. Let's goooo!
BREAKING NEWS! Blue eyed devil sentenced for dis'n the judge.
Obsidian
iMTB Rockstah
I never mess with judges nor the IRS. Everyone else is fair game.
Escaped day one, but I need to call in again today after 5. Worse than waiting on the cable company in the 90's.
I guess they can string me along for up to 5 days.
Runs with Scissors
iMTB Hooligan
I never mess with judges nor the IRS. Everyone else is fair game.
Escaped day one, but I need to call in again today after 5. Worse than waiting on the cable company in the 90's.
In voir dire, the answer to "can you be fair in this case" is "If the police arrested him/her/them/it, he/she/they/it must be guilty."
Y-not
Well-Known Member
I was sitting behind the defense bench and the Bailiff was next to them.
The court needed a interpreter for the interpreter for the defendant, really.
When it was kinda quiet during the pause, I asked the Bailiff if the defendant was an American citizen.........possibly a little loud, I don't remember. I was dismissed quickley thereafter.
da big hills
iMTB Rockstah
the Oxnard Rain center is closing. It has been open for almst 20 years, At least it is in the dry season
Obsidian
iMTB Rockstah
Well, they got me. Headed over to jury duty this morning. 7:45 to 5. I am hoping they kick me right out. Wearing a nice shirt with an American flag on the sleeve, and I have not shaved in two weeks. 
If I get stuck there all day, at least I will have free A/C .... supposed to be 94 over here today.
Today is also the 10th anniversary of taking delivery of my first mountain bike, 09/05/14. Awwww. You never forget your first.
If I get stuck there all day, at least I will have free A/C .... supposed to be 94 over here today.Today is also the 10th anniversary of taking delivery of my first mountain bike, 09/05/14. Awwww. You never forget your first.
Y-not
Well-Known Member
Tell them you're a mountain biker. That should do the trick....Well, they got me. Headed over to jury duty this morning. 7:45 to 5. I am hoping they kick me right out. Wearing a nice shirt with an American flag on the sleeve, and I have not shaved in two weeks.
Today is also the 10th anniversary of taking delivery of my first mountain bike, 09/05/14. Awwww. You never forget your first.
bvader
iMTB Rockstah
R.I.P
Sergio Mendes
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60 Years of amazing music.. I remember hearing it on my dad's radio when we were driving around in that old Ford Comet
Then I went to see him on the remix album he did with Will.i.am at the Hollywood bowl flat out amazing
Herb Albert came out and played too..
True international artist
Influence so many people.... So many songs we just take for granted now
This is old Eartha Kitt no less
Sergio Mendes
Sergio Mendes: Brazilian music legend dies, aged 83
One of the biggest-selling Brazilian artists of all time, he scored a global hit with Mas Que Nada.
www.bbc.com
60 Years of amazing music.. I remember hearing it on my dad's radio when we were driving around in that old Ford Comet
Then I went to see him on the remix album he did with Will.i.am at the Hollywood bowl flat out amazing
Herb Albert came out and played too..
True international artist
Influence so many people.... So many songs we just take for granted now
This is old Eartha Kitt no less
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scan
iMTB Rockstah
RIP. Iconic musician!! Samba, bossa Nova........... that's music!!!!R.I.P
Sergio Mendes
Sergio Mendes: Brazilian music legend dies, aged 83
One of the biggest-selling Brazilian artists of all time, he scored a global hit with Mas Que Nada.
60 Years of amazing music.. I remember hearing it on my dad's radio when we were driving around in that old Ford Comet
Then I went to see him on the remix album he did with Will.i.am at the Hollywood bowl flat out amazing
Herb Albert came out and played too..
True international artist
Influence so many people.... So many songs we just take for granted now
This is old Eartha Kitt no less
Runs with Scissors
iMTB Hooligan
RIP, Darth Vader/Admiral Greer:
www.nytimes.com
James Earl Jones, Actor Whose Voice Could Menace or Melt, Dies at 93
He gave life to characters like Darth Vader in “Star Wars” and Mufasa in “The Lion King,” and went on to collect Tonys, Golden Globes, Emmys and an honorary Oscar.
Obsidian
iMTB Rockstah
I am ... inexplicably ... a juror in a murder trial. Can't say more than that at this time ... but it should be interesting.
Not sure how I am going to manage work, as I am the only person in my company who does (or even knows how to do) my job. Looks like early mornings, late evenings for a month or so.
Not sure how I am going to manage work, as I am the only person in my company who does (or even knows how to do) my job. Looks like early mornings, late evenings for a month or so.
Danimal
iMTB Addict
I'm guessing they think you'll make an informed and impartial decision. Your post mentioning "inexplicably" kind of implies otherwise though. But I have faith that you'll make a decision based on evidence alone.......I am ... inexplicably ... a juror in a murder trial. Can't say more than that at this time ... but it should be interesting.
Not sure how I am going to manage work, as I am the only person in my company who does (or even knows how to do) my job. Looks like early mornings, late evenings for a month or so.
.... they're guilty I tell you! Guilty! or not....
Obsidian
iMTB Rockstah
I'm guessing they think you'll make an informed and impartial decision. Your post mentioning "inexplicably" kind of implies otherwise though. But I have faith that you'll make a decision based on evidence alone.......
Inexplicably, because I legit thought I would be instantly removed. As in first.
I am nothing other than extremely fair and open minded ... so likely one of the best possible selections of all time.
My only objection to jury duty was the work impact. They might finally make me train a backup, aka, "replacement" this time ..like they have been suggesting for years.
Runs with Scissors
iMTB Hooligan
You didn't carry the book.I am ... inexplicably ... a juror in a murder trial. Can't say more than that at this time ... but it should be interesting.
Not sure how I am going to manage work, as I am the only person in my company who does (or even knows how to do) my job. Looks like early mornings, late evenings for a month or so.
Sasquatch9billion
iMTB Rockstah
Wow, you're much better at keeping it under wraps than I was. I told everyone and anyone about my murder case. I was running my mouth at lunch one day with a friend and I came around a corner and one of the other jurors looks up at me from his coffee and we both just busted up laughing.I am ... inexplicably ... a juror in a murder trial. Can't say more than that at this time ... but it should be interesting.
Not sure how I am going to manage work, as I am the only person in my company who does (or even knows how to do) my job. Looks like early mornings, late evenings for a month or so.