Who's Riding Where???

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Simon the chipmunk
Lived in Big Bear
Eating nuts
Combing his hair
He liked to play chicken
With riders of trail
One day it cost him
This is his tale
Jumping from rocks
Skating on sand
Bikers avoid him
In bushes they land
But Simon played hard
Went against Rossage
A 2.6 Rekon squished him
To sausage!
So Simon is gone
And we learned a lot
When the Rekon is rolling
You better be hot!

RIP Simon.
 
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rossage said:
Dont forget Simon's friend Theodore
Out on the 330
Just freaking out drivers
He got done dirty
With @herzalot driving
He hadn't a chance
In between tire treads
He jigged his last dance
Squished in the tarmac
With attendant gore
Thus quote the Raven,
"Anymore?"
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And his name was...

Theodore!

(Way to get "attendant gore" into your poem/song. :thumbsup: )

Prequel:

@bvader was complicit. Although I was perfectly content following his Subbie at a comfortable pace up the hill, Steve thought the Audi needed to run a little faster, so he pulled over to let me by. I obliged - changing the entire time vector of the universe, including Theodore's fateful last attempt at crossing the 330 approximately 20 minutes later.
 
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herzalot said:
Gonna go back to Skyline Big Bear this Friday. The weather was so nice and the air smelled so good I can't resist. Plus, I have to try to ride some of the little techy features I either didn't try or didn't clean last week. Oh, and I also have to go erect a trailside memorial for our dearly departed Simon.

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I will join in on Friday since I will be off work.

I will not be a part of any animal murders though. o_O
 
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