Well... I didn't want to get into the gory details, but I HAD a SSA account. I went online to order a replacement card, and they said they couldn't do it online and that I had to go into an office. I went into the office with three forms of ID, and (after waiting in a queue for more than an hour) they looked at me... looked at my ID... and then said "hold on a minute" and then a bunch of them huddled for a whispered conversation in the back of the office. Then the manager came to the window and said that there was a "problem" with my social security account, and they couldn't tell me what it was, and that I had to come back with a certified copy of my birth certificate. (Note that I have been receiving annual Social Security account statements from the first year I started working decades ago). So I get a certified copy of my birth certificate, return to the office, wait in line for over an hour, and fortunately get a different window with a Marine vet who said "let me get to the bottom of this". Turns out they had to correct my Social Security account because it had my birth location listed as "LOMBARDUPA"... which as far as I know is not a location on this planet. Sitting in the waiting room I had my mom on the phone and she was like "tell them if they can't figure out where you were born that I'll be happy to talk to them because I was there!" LOL! Don't make me unleash mom on you!
End of story - they used my birth certificate to edit my place of birth in my Social Security account... and then sent me a new card