Can you imagine if every conversation with the Triple D, resembles this...?
Me: "Hey Chicken Nugget! Check out that guy with the modified department store bike!"
Nuggets: "Here's to that guy... Mr. Department Store modified bike guy...
Only he can rail reversed forks from a bad build by a pimple faced day one employee"
Me: "Breast meat, I get it... you dig the Bud light commercials, yeah they were great."
Nuggets: "Real men of geniusssss..."
Me: "Uh, yeah, okay..."
Nuggets: "Reversed brakes, bad brakes, or no brakes at all, you don't care cuzz you ride the Floop and the hospital is just around the corner!"
"Somebody stop me!!"
"60 pounds of crank snapping pot metal and recycled Budweiser cans, you are grooving on that car spring rear suspension"
"Off a 57 Chevy!"
Me: "I get it secret sauce..."
Nuggets: So crack open your skull as you superman over that super ride in your sandals over the socks. You are going places in style... most likely with lights and sirens.
"Mr. Department store modified bike guy..."
Me: