I DIDN'T Ride My Bike Today, Cuzz....

Voodoo Tom said:
Cuzz I was busy being called a GD racist at 7:30am when this guy was shouting for help and I told him you cant fix stupid...
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And it was packing/moving day...
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And there was beer...
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And it was new bike day for John...
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And we had a coral to move...
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And setup again...
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And than we had to move a spa...
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So as you can see it was a busy day...but actually kinda fun:thumbsup:
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You guys...are so awesome!
Thanks so much Tom and John! So much done in one day!
@Voodoo Tom & @SS Barby !
 
I went surfing for the first time in a decade. Hopefully I won’t wait another decade to get out in the water again.

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I didn't ride my bike this weekend... because we had a hurricane that blew down some trees, and the park trails were wet and the park visitor center didn't have any power so they decided to shut everything down to be on the safe side... in case someone needed free guest Internet and couldn't read their Twitter feed :)
 
Faust29 said:
I had to bail on the ride at the last minute, but I still played shuttle bitch...

There's going to be a story or two from this one...
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Dante called me asking about the club we have (i.e., iMTBtrails.com). I got all giddy, asking if he plans to join, but he insisted he will not join. He just wants to read the ride report and see the photos from yesterday's ride.

...still no ride report. Very few photos. and no Dante. Daaaaaaaante....Daaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnteeeeeeeeeee! DANTE! DANTE! Sign up Dante!
 
DangerDirtyD said:
Dante called me asking about the club we have (i.e., iMTBtrails.com). I got all giddy, asking if he plans to join, but he insisted he will not join. He just wants to read the ride report and see the photos from yesterday's ride.

...still no ride report. Very few photos. and no Dante. Daaaaaaaante....Daaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnteeeeeeeeeee! DANTE! DANTE! Sign up Dante!
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Point that out to @Luis tonight! I was just the driver, Man. :p
 
Oh I got lots of reasons... First of all when I texted @Mikie last night he was already drunk AF which in turn led to me trying to catch up to him.(unsuccessfully I might add) Then it actually rained here and it rained hard for a while and made the local trails look like tapioca pudding. Then this morning interweb browsing boredom led to new grill day (hey grills are like bikes and the correct answer is always N+1).

So since I had a gap in my arsenal I added a tabletop pellet grill(since I found one for a song and it'll go great with the other 5 grills in the backyard)...
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Which means it's jalapeno popper time in a few followed by ribeye night and then smoked salmon and beef jerky day tomorrow to see if it was a worthy purchase...
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So needless to say I probably ain't riding tomorrow and this is all Mikie's fault...:Roflmao
 
Voodoo Tom said:
Oh I got lots of reasons... First of all when I texted @Mikie last night he was already drunk AF which in turn led to me trying to catch up to him.(unsuccessfully I might add) Then it actually rained here and it rained hard for a while and made the local trails look like tapioca pudding. Then this morning interweb browsing boredom led to new grill day (hey grills are like bikes and the correct answer is always N+1).

So since I had a gap in my arsenal I added a tabletop pellet grill(since I found one for a song and it'll go great with the other 5 grills in the backyard)...
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Which means it's jalapeno popper time in a few followed by ribeye night and then smoked salmon and beef jerky day tomorrow to see if it was a worthy purchase...
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So needless to say I probably ain't riding tomorrow and this is all Mikie's fault...:Roflmao
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I'll be over in a few!
 
Voodoo Tom said:
Oh I got lots of reasons... First of all when I texted @Mikie last night he was already drunk AF which in turn led to me trying to catch up to him.(unsuccessfully I might add) Then it actually rained here and it rained hard for a while and made the local trails look like tapioca pudding. Then this morning interweb browsing boredom led to new grill day (hey grills are like bikes and the correct answer is always N+1).

So since I had a gap in my arsenal I added a tabletop pellet grill(since I found one for a song and it'll go great with the other 5 grills in the backyard)...
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Which means it's jalapeno popper time in a few followed by ribeye night and then smoked salmon and beef jerky day tomorrow to see if it was a worthy purchase...
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So needless to say I probably ain't riding tomorrow and this is all Mikie's fault...:Roflmao
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That's awesome. I didn't even realize there was such thing as a table top Traeger. My grill quiver is in need of attention.
 
SnakeCharmer said:
Could beer be playing a part in this conundrum? :laugh:

If so, I suggest you drink some more. :D
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Dammit you know me better than that I already tried the extra beer...:confused: Problem is I set the darn knob at 225° and I get over 350. Then I set it at 350 and I get 348 then I set it at 375 and I get 460 WTF? I’m a low & slow beer drinking kinda guy so this ain’t gonna work. Guess I’ll stick to charcoal where you add air and you get more heat and when you choke the air the temp goes down and you get more time to drink beer...
 
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Voodoo Tom said:
Dammit you know me better than that I already tried the extra beer...:confused: Problem is I set the damn knob at 225° and I get over 350. Then I set it at 350 and I get 348 then I set it at 375 and I get 460 WTF? I’m a low & slow beer drinking kinda guy so this ain’t gonna work. Guess I’ll stick to charcoal where you add air and you get more heat and when you choke the air the temp goes down and you get more time to drink beer...
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Get on Traegerforum.com and ask them some questions. They’re great! It’s like the IMTBTrails.com of pellet grills
 
SnakeCharmer said:
I was planning to join the boyz this morning for the grind up the Front Range but I woke up feeling lousy. No improvement since then. I feel like I got hit by a train. No afternoon local ride for me today, either.
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I woke up like that, had 3 coffees and started thinking about where to ride. A few miles later through town I remembered the train you are talking about.
 
I woke up.
Wondered if Marshall Canyon was open, or if the air was ok.... said nah... I'll go west. Cherry or El P? couldn't decide, so took my 4 1/2 hours asleep tired ass back to bed for another hour.
Maybe I'll try to get Cherry on an early run on Wednesday since it is a holiday..
 
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