I just bought my first E-bike.
A priest, a rabbit and a pastor walk into a bar. The rabbit says "I think I'm a typo".
3 guys walk into a bar, 4th guy ducks...
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Welcome to the club!I just bought my first E-bike.
You knew it was coming?Welcome to the club!
You get an ebike I get an ebike everyone gets an ebike!You knew it was coming?
Welcome to the club!
No TP jokes from you buddy. You're already out on a limb in that department.
I've been trying to maintain some level of fitness during this pandemic so I've been riding my bike more. Yesterday I went to the liquor store and bought a bottle of Jack and put it in the basket on my bike. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell of the bike the bottle would break. So I drank all the Jack before I rode home. It turned out to be a good decision because I fell off my bike seven times on the way home.
I try to think of what made me laugh recently and all I come up with is that Florida Easter bunny roundhouse punching the woman abuser. I'm busting up right now just thinking about it!!!!!!!!!!
A horse walked in to a bar and the bartender asked "Why the long face?"
My wife cracked up at the “Siri” one...I've got some hilarious NSFW clips that I have shared/exchanged with a few others here, offline. But I could never post them here.... no way, no how.
I feel left outMy wife cracked up at the “Siri” one...
A horse walked in to a bar and the bartender asked "Why the long face?"
Dyslexics of the world UNTIE!
So did mine!My wife cracked up at the “Siri” one...