How About A Little Humor in Our Time of Need

A priest, a rabbit and a pastor walk into a bar. The rabbit says "I think I'm a typo".

 

3 guys walk into a bar, 4th guy ducks...


(budmp dmmmp)

 

I just bought my first E-bike.

 

Welcome to the club!

 

Dyslexics of the world UNTIE!

 

You knew it was coming?

 

You get an ebike I get an ebike everyone gets an ebike!

 

No TP jokes from you buddy. You're already out on a limb in that department.

 

I've been trying to maintain some level of fitness during this pandemic so I've been riding my bike more. Yesterday I went to the liquor store and bought a bottle of Jack and put it in the basket on my bike. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell of the bike the bottle would break. So I drank all the Jack before I rode home. It turned out to be a good decision because I fell off my bike seven times on the way home.

 

A horse walked in to a bar and the bartender asked "Why the long face?"

 

I try to think of what made me laugh recently and all I come up with is that Florida Easter bunny roundhouse punching the woman abuser. I'm busting up right now just thinking about it!!!!!!!!!!


vvv Dafuq??? Here I was thinking he was a real-life vigilante. Florida...

 

And in true Florida fashion... The easter bunny has a warrant in New Jersey for armed robbery. He fled the area after the publicity.

 

I've got some hilarious NSFW clips that I have shared/exchanged with a few others here, offline. But I could never post them here.... no way, no how.

 

Know what a Quarantini is???????

It's a Martini, you drink at home, alone. Of course take off your mask.

 

My wife cracked up at the “Siri” one...

 

I feel left out

 

NOT KID FRIENDLY

 

DEFINITELY NOT KID SAFE

 

I joined the club.. DNA..

 

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I’ll let you know.

 

So did mine!