Hellacious Ride 2018

[SnakeCharmer]

Perhaps you would be better served by waiting for someone to post a Floop ride instead.

perhaps

 

[Voodoo Tom]

perhaps

I've ridden with you. You'd be fine.

 

[Faust29]

Has nothing to do with us....if it’s like last year, we never ran into the official Hell Ride. Like it was pointed out last year....we just chose the same day to do an epic ride.

And we bought our own supplies at the restaurant. No mooching...

But I still like to give something to the B4B group- here and at their Pioneertown ride.

 

[mtnbikej]

I want hear some more of the specifics about J's rules for the ride, seems a little vague so far.

Like, would it be OK if I brought a few extra sets of batteries for my e-bike on this ride?

It’s simple....

1. Don’t question the route....you are invited to join a ride I’m hosting, either it works for you or it doesn’t. If it doesn’t, find one that does.

2. Ebikes are not welcome on any of my rides.

3. No complaining

4. Know your limits

5. Be prepared

6. Be on time

 

[Ebruner]

It’s simple....

1. Don’t question the route....you are invited to join a ride I’m hosting, either it works for you or it doesn’t. If it doesn’t, find one that does.

2. Ebikes are not welcome on any of my rides.

3. No complaining

4. Know your limits

5. Be prepared

6. Be on time

Are 3/4/5 flexible? I think I can manage a few hours without 3/5 being an issue... but that #4... whew, that's a doozy. On a theoretical level, I know my limits, on a practical level however, different story.

 

[mtnbikej]

Are 3/4/5 flexible? I think I can manage a few hours without 3/5 being an issue... but that #4... whew, that's a doozy. On a theoretical level, I know my limits, on a practical level however, different story.

You noticed that nowhere in the description did it say “No Drop Ride”.

 

[Faust29]

You noticed that nowhere in the description did it say “No Drop Ride”.

 

[Cyclotourist]

And we bought our own supplies at the restaurant. No mooching...

But I still like to give something to the B4B group- here and at their Pioneertown ride.

If you want to support B4B (they're good people!) the best thing to do is buy $20 worth of raffle tickets. Whether you stick around for the raffle or not, they're getting 100% of the proceeds!

 

[Sidewalk]

It’s simple....

3. No complaining

4. Know your limits

5. Be prepared

6. Be on time

I'm out!

 

[UPSed]

 

[Mikie]

It’s simple....

1. Don’t question the route....you are invited to join a ride I’m hosting, either it works for you or it doesn’t. If it doesn’t, find one that does.

2. Ebikes are not welcome on any of my rides.

3. No complaining

4. Know your limits

5. Be prepared

6. Be on time

I ain't skeered...
@doublewide , I thought you already wear a trainer bra. No need to train... brah.


Been a while since we had so much Sh!t talk before a ride.... I like it!

 

[Mikie]

I'm out!

What?!?!?
You aint out. Get back in line!

 

[Sidewalk]

What?!?!?
You aint out. Get back in line!

Ugh...fine, I'll start complaining early for training!

3. No complaining

 

[DangerDirtyD]

It’s simple....

1. Don’t question the route....you are invited to join a ride I’m hosting, either it works for you or it doesn’t. If it doesn’t, find one that does.

2. Ebikes are not welcome on any of my rides.

3. No complaining

4. Know your limits

5. Be prepared

6. Be on time

I voluntarily meet two of your criteria, as long as your definition of “prepared” means riding safe and able to finish in the dark.

 

[mtnbikej]

I voluntarily meet two of your criteria, as long as your definition of “prepared” means riding safe and able to finish in the dark.

I’m hoping to be home in OC by dark.

 

[doublewide]

I thought you already wear a trainer bra. No need to train... brah.

My moobs need no training! They know what to do, look sexy!

And speaking of "training" If you're lucky enough to see me on this ride I will be bringing you two gifts:

1. A saw to cut down the trees you'll possibly run into

2. Now here's where the training comes in, a nice set of adult training wheels.

Love me some good shiit talkin!

 

[SnakeCharmer]

I've ridden with you. You'd be fine.

Shhhh, Im trying to have a lil fun here...

 

[mtnbikej]

Shhhh, Im trying to have a lil fun here...

Start pedaling now....we may be 1 seat short on the shuttle.

 

[SnakeCharmer]

Start pedaling now....we may be 1 seat short on the shuttle.

Thanks for the consideration but early on in this thread I believe that I stated that I would be showing some out-of-towners around on that weekend.

 

[Luis]

It’s simple....

1. Don’t question the route....you are invited to join a ride I’m hosting, either it works for you or it doesn’t. If it doesn’t, find one that does.

2. Ebikes are not welcome on any of my rides.

3. No complaining

4. Know your limits

5. Be prepared

6. Be on time

7. It’s on a Saturday

...I’m out

 

[Cisco Roots]

If I could teleport to SoCal I would do this!!!

Look at the stats y’all, only 4K of climbing. What a chance to jump on a @mtnbikej ride and still be a functioning human when done because you didn’t climb over 10k

 

[Luis]

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What are you saying? You’re on the fence? Here let me help

 

[Faust29]

What are you saying? You’re on the fence? Here let me help

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She does not appear to be adequately equipped for this ride.

 

[Luis]

What you got against floppy sun hats?

 

[SnakeCharmer]

What are you saying? You’re on the fence? Here let me help

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I'd like to go on a Trek with her.

 

[LLPoolJ]

I'd like to go on a Trek with her.

You cant even Embed a youtube clip, an intercourse for dummies book next to her head wont go over well.

 

[Sidewalk]

Doesn't look like she brought a spare rubber, so I guess she is mine!

 

[mike]

She does not appear to be adequately equipped for this ride.

Maybe she's an aid station...

 

[MrGreedom]

You cant even Embed a youtube clip, an intercourse for dummies book next to her head wont go over well.

That book is useless, all the pages are stuck together.

 

[mountaingirl sara]

It’s simple....

1. Don’t question the route....you are invited to join a ride I’m hosting, either it works for you or it doesn’t. If it doesn’t, find one that does.

2. Ebikes are not welcome on any of my rides.

3. No complaining

4. Know your limits

5. Be prepared

6. Be on time

Will you push my bike for me when I get tired? And maybe you can pack me a sammich