horsebikerider
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Go ahead and click like, Faust29! That was pretty witty of my old man!I’m afraid to click the like button on that one.
Go ahead and click like, Faust29! That was pretty witty of my old man!I’m afraid to click the like button on that one.
Sorry, @herzalot! I haven't been on my computer all weekend....I've been out riding!So far, no "like" by @horsebikerider on that one. Hmmmm....
That's crazy talk right there. Why ride when you can spend precious time typing pithy comments? Check your priorities!
That's crazy talk right there. Why ride when you can spend precious time typing pithy comments? Check your priorities!
I love the outdoors and I like pushing my own personal limits ( which seem to be about 25 miles ** so far ) I bought a brand new Hightower 27+ with Santa Cruz Reserve Carbon 29'r Carbon 30's on the way. Look out 'cause soon I'll be the semi truck in the 1971 movie Duel with Dennis Weaver. ( Joke ) ** Have you ever been climbing a hill and saw someone behind you and thought " I don't want them to catch me- I must stay ahead ?" Well... that's me but I seem to get passed a lot.. by many.. but I'm working on it!
Pretty much.I ride so I don't Axe-murder everyone around me.
I ride so I don't Axe-murder everyone around me.
Move on! Bikes are less maint.I was on a Taco Tue dinner date last night. I had just gotten off a ride so of course we were talking about bikes. She was pandering to my heart strings by saying she wants a bike. When I told her I wouldn't trust my life or mental peace of safely getting off a trail to a bike that cost less than $500. Her expression said it all, that no bike is worth $500. Let alone what I paid for my bike, she rather the used Honda.
The waitress comes over and my date compliments her figure. Waitress goes into how she just had liposuction and a tuck. My date gets excited asking for referrals. She goes on to say she has $10k in the bank for her dream of a fat transfer to her ass and a tummy tuck... WTF
I was on a Taco Tue dinner date last night. I had just gotten off a ride so of course we were talking about bikes. She was pandering to my heart strings by saying she wants a bike. When I told her I wouldn't trust my life or mental peace of safely getting off a trail to a bike that cost less than $500. Her expression said it all, that no bike is worth $500. Let alone what I paid for my bike, she rather the used Honda.
The waitress comes over and my date compliments her figure. Waitress goes into how she just had liposuction and a tuck. My date gets excited asking for referrals. She goes on to say she has $10k in the bank for her dream of a fat transfer to her ass and a tummy tuck... WTF
But were the Tacos good???
Relocate the fat to your ass and and you wont have to wear a chamois anymore.
Where do you find these people?I was on a Taco Tue dinner date last night. I had just gotten off a ride so of course we were talking about bikes. She was pandering to my heart strings by saying she wants a bike. When I told her I wouldn't trust my life or mental peace of safely getting off a trail to a bike that cost less than $500. Her expression said it all, that no bike is worth $500. Let alone what I paid for my bike, she rather the used Honda.
The waitress comes over and my date compliments her figure. Waitress goes into how she just had liposuction and a tuck. My date gets excited asking for referrals. She goes on to say she has $10k in the bank for her dream of a fat transfer to her ass and a tummy tuck... WTF
I ride so I don't Axe-murder everyone around me.
Eww! True story??I was on a Taco Tue dinner date last night. I had just gotten off a ride so of course we were talking about bikes. She was pandering to my heart strings by saying she wants a bike. When I told her I wouldn't trust my life or mental peace of safely getting off a trail to a bike that cost less than $500. Her expression said it all, that no bike is worth $500. Let alone what I paid for my bike, she rather the used Honda.
The waitress comes over and my date compliments her figure. Waitress goes into how she just had liposuction and a tuck. My date gets excited asking for referrals. She goes on to say she has $10k in the bank for her dream of a fat transfer to her ass and a tummy tuck... WTF
I was on a Taco Tue dinner date last night. I had just gotten off a ride so of course we were talking about bikes. She was pandering to my heart strings by saying she wants a bike. When I told her I wouldn't trust my life or mental peace of safely getting off a trail to a bike that cost less than $500. Her expression said it all, that no bike is worth $500. Let alone what I paid for my bike, she rather the used Honda.
The waitress comes over and my date compliments her figure. Waitress goes into how she just had liposuction and a tuck. My date gets excited asking for referrals. She goes on to say she has $10k in the bank for her dream of a fat transfer to her ass and a tummy tuck... WTF
Are you suggesting we start a Dating Forum on imtbtrails? Well we certainly could not call it eHarmony! Everyone would be up in arms thinking... oh nevermind!Dating in LA is such a clusterfuck. Its like fishing off a dock with nothing but carp around. Loads if bites wanting a free meal, but nothing worth taking home.