Where are all the MTB Hotties?

[SnakeCharmer]

That could lead to ticks in sub-optimal places.

LOL!!!

Having a tick attach anywhere on one's self is sub-optimal.

 

[SnakeCharmer]

Ya just gotta love a dirty girl

 

[rossage]

Oh yeah! Tim Horton's!!!!

 

[mtnbikej]

 

[SnakeCharmer]

I bet those pumps have cleats

 

[Obsidian]

 

[herzalot]

She truly drives me Batty...

 

[Obsidian]

 

[Cornholio]

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I know this is an older post... but does anyone know what knee pads these are in the pic? Thanks in advance.. Good god she is smoking hot

 

[UPSed]

I know this is an older post... but does anyone know what knee pads these are in the pic? Thanks in advance.. Good god she is smoking hot

Victoria Secret?

 

[SnakeCharmer]

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You guys are gonna laugh but I have actually bathed my bike like that before.

 

[MrGreedom]

You guys are gonna laugh but I have actually bathed my bike like that before.

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[Faust29]

Only thread on IMTB that I put the heart rate monitor on before checking...

 

[Mikie]

You guys are gonna laugh but I have actually bathed my bike like that before.

Same outfit?

 

[SnakeCharmer]

Pics or it didn't happen

I'd have to do it again and once was enough.

 

[SnakeCharmer]

Same outfit?

 

[Obsidian]

 

[Obsidian]

 

[SnakeCharmer]

^

 

[H2oChick]

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She's on her way home from middle school riding the Floop ...

 

[herzalot]

She's on her way home from middle school riding the Floop ...

Funny you should mention that - My wife, daughter and I ride the Laguna Trolleys fairly often, and there's always a middle school girl or two with their asses hanging out completely wearing rectal floss and a t-shirt. Fortunately, my 7 yr old says "That's just wrong." I can't imagine allowing my daughter to do that. I may have to move to another town once she gets to that age.

 

[Faust29]

She's on her way home from middle school riding the Floop ...

Funny you should mention that - My wife, daughter and I ride the Laguna Trolleys fairly often, and there's always a middle school girl or two with their asses hanging out completely wearing rectal floss and a t-shirt. Fortunately, my 7 yr old says "That's just wrong." I can't imagine allowing my daughter to do that. I may have to move to another town once she gets to that age.

You two are killing the spirit of this thread!

 

[rossage]

Looks like I gotta get on one of those trolleys!

 

[Mikie]

Looks like I gotta get on one of those trolleys!

They don't allow white unmarked vans.

 

[herzalot]

Looks like I gotta get on one of those trolleys!

I thought you already had...There was a big picture of you near the driver on each one!

 

[SnakeCharmer]

Second selfies pic of this vixen on this forum. What does she do? Ride her mountain bike on the road and take selfie's.
I don't know...
But it's working for me.
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Doesn't matter, just enjoy.

And let's hope she stops to take more selfies.

 

[Faust29]

Doesn't matter, just enjoy.

And let's hope she stops to take more selfies.

Seriously... That generation has some serious issues, but some people were just born to share their selfies. And it's ok by me.

 

[rossage]

I thought you already had...There was a big picture of you near the driver on each one!

What? That's not MY camera on my shoe!

 

[UPSed]

Be a good boy and you can have all the hot MTB girls you want!

 

[Luis]

And now for some @Mikie inspired spandex wear