Where are all the MTB Hotties?

[Faust29]

This is the only thread that I scroll past the comments and just look for the pictures. You Guys keep hogging my screen real estate with words.

 

[Luis]

This is the only thread that I scroll past the comments and just look for the pictures. You Guys keep hogging my screen real estate with words.

I can fix that...

 

[Luis]

 

[Luis]

 

[Faust29]

Y'all need to be more like @Luis ! Less talk, more pics!

 

[SnakeCharmer]

Dang @Luis, let 'er rip!

 

[doublewide]

@Luis Wattage Cottage!!!

https://www.instagram.com/wattage_cottage/?hl=en

 

[rossage]

Rename this the Hardtail thread!

 

[herzalot]

I can fix that...

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Marzocchi Rules!

 

[Faust29]

Marzocchi Rules!

Marzocchi is in the way.

 

[HBkites]

What's a Marzocchi?

 

[Cyclotourist]

Where are all the hottie mtb girls?

Apparently they were in Canada this weekend!

 

[rossage]

What's a Marzocchi?

It's Italian for trouser trout!

 

[Mikie]

It's Italian for trouser trout!

Yeah but how many inches of travel?

 

[SnakeCharmer]

Nice saddle!!!

 

[hill^billy]

OH MY WORD! @Mikie where is that emoji I asked for? Never mind.

 

[Voodoo Tom]

You win @SnakeCharmer

 

[hill^billy]

She is probably winning all the time.

 

[Obsidian]

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[mike]

^ See where truancy leads?

 

[Mikie]

^^^I'm not exactly sure these are MTB Hotties... so much as turning more like Porn.... Hmmmmm....^^^

 

[mike]

^^^I'm not exactly sure these are MTB Hotties... so much as turning more like Porn.... Hmmmmm....^^^

Seriously...the presence of only hybrid and BMX bikes renders it garden-variety smut. Especially if photographed at a ramada at South Mountain Park...talk about wrong!!!!!!!!

 

[jaime]

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Where are her panties?
Edit: ohhh I see them nevermind

 

[SnakeCharmer]

Back on track..

 

[tortoise]

 

[Runs with Scissors]

That bike is a mountain.

 

[Danmtchl]

Get this girl some pants and a helmet.

 

[Mikie]

That bike is a mountain.

But if you average the wheel size it may come close to a 29'er. I said maybe...

 

[Luis]

 

[UPSed]

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Get this girl some pants and a helmet.

Helmet yes. Pants no!