littlewave
Well-Known Member
You’re right, let me dig up the Speedo pic.
Where are all the hottie mtb boys?
- Thread starter DangerDirtyD
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DangerDirtyD
iMTB Hooligan
DangerDirtyD
iMTB Hooligan
He sent you down that thing first too, didn't he..?A worthy tribute if ever there was one...
mike
iMTB Hooligan
I think the Hooligan list looks like...
@DangerDirtyD
@knucklebuster
@sir crashalot
@littlewave
A handful of other non-Hooligans.
But I might have amnesia on a run or two. Or more. A technique to keep repeating the trail...
Gauntlet throw: When YM opens up, I'll get there. Join me – or not, I'm skilled at guiding a team of one on it.
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mtnbikej
J-Zilla
I think the Hooligan list looks like...
@DangerDirtyD
@knucklebuster
@sir crashalot
@littlewave
A handful of other non-Hooliogans.
But I might have amnesia on a run or two. Or more. A technique to keep repeating the trail...
Gauntlet throw: When YM opens up, I'll get there. Join me – or not, I'm skilled at guiding a team of one on it.
We can only hope it comes back.
Faust29
Moderator
No... We only did Bell that day. But I probably still owe him some bandages...
That was my introduction to the steeper side of the Santa Anas. I'll go back as soon as it opens. And as soon as my Joplin PO heals. And I won't take an Ardent Race on the back.
DangerDirtyD
iMTB Hooligan
Today we salute you, Mr. I Am The Nicest Human on Earth But Can Kick Your Entire Crew’s Ass-Mail Hauler!
(Mr. I Am The Nicest Human on Earth But Can Kick Your Entire Crew’s Ass-Mail Hauler!)
When trouble comes calling, you shuttle it to SART, Palm Canyon, and Noble Canyon in the plushest Excursion imaginable. You offer the front seat in the Bomb Squad-Mobile but stick everyone in the back when it’s time to deliver.
(Baaaaaaaaaaaallllzzzzz, Baby!)
You flash a triple D brazier and lacy pink panties on Art’s Johnson. But no one says a word because they know one roundhouse kick from 50 feet away will silence them anyway.
(Moves like Jagger!)
So crack open a bottle of pickle juice and some mustard packets, oh slayer of the lactic acid, because you’ll have to excuse my friend, he’s a little slow…the town you’re looking for is back that way…
(Mr. I Am The Nicest Human on Earth But Can Kick Your Entire Crew’s Ass-Mail Hauler!)
(Mr. I Am The Nicest Human on Earth But Can Kick Your Entire Crew’s Ass-Mail Hauler!)
When trouble comes calling, you shuttle it to SART, Palm Canyon, and Noble Canyon in the plushest Excursion imaginable. You offer the front seat in the Bomb Squad-Mobile but stick everyone in the back when it’s time to deliver.
(Baaaaaaaaaaaallllzzzzz, Baby!)
You flash a triple D brazier and lacy pink panties on Art’s Johnson. But no one says a word because they know one roundhouse kick from 50 feet away will silence them anyway.
(Moves like Jagger!)
So crack open a bottle of pickle juice and some mustard packets, oh slayer of the lactic acid, because you’ll have to excuse my friend, he’s a little slow…the town you’re looking for is back that way…
(Mr. I Am The Nicest Human on Earth But Can Kick Your Entire Crew’s Ass-Mail Hauler!)
mike
iMTB Hooligan
herzalot
iMTB Hooligan
mtnbikej
J-Zilla
Tom the Bomb
iMTB Rockstah
Hahahah! You all are toooooooo cool! MTB would not be the same without you all!
littlewave
Well-Known Member
I do recall going first down a couple portions. I’ve got footage somewhere, may need to dig that up...
DangerDirtyD
iMTB Hooligan
I’d like to see that. @mike is not one to hold back anyone’s potential.
So you could break your neck...meh...the risk makes the reward that much sweeter.
DangerDirtyD
iMTB Hooligan
Today we salute you, oh Godfather of the Hooligan Nation!
(Godfather of the Hooligan Nation!)
Only you can create a Universe where people of all ideologies can gather together without contracting the ‘Rona or killing each other.
(It’s mostly Republicans!)
Hardtails, single-speeds, SRAM v. Shimano, or squishy bits, your disciples congregate to boast about the tech they ride with just a few inches.
(It’s nothing to be ashamed of!)
At 61, no right knee cartiledge, 17 broken bones, 1 fractured pelvis, and 2 collapsed lungs, you still ride like there’s no tomorrow.
(E-Bikes are for Sissies!)
No safety breaks? No problem. One look into your glazed eyes generates a contact high so strong, even Wolfie calms down just a little.
(We be jammin’)
So crack open an ice cold light blonde lager, the kind bartenders reserve for E-bikers after a grueling ride around the Floop, oh Chicken Nugget of Wisdom, because only you can facilitate the stoke that is iMTBtrails.com
(Oh Godfather of the Hooligan Nation!)
(Godfather of the Hooligan Nation!)
Only you can create a Universe where people of all ideologies can gather together without contracting the ‘Rona or killing each other.
(It’s mostly Republicans!)
Hardtails, single-speeds, SRAM v. Shimano, or squishy bits, your disciples congregate to boast about the tech they ride with just a few inches.
(It’s nothing to be ashamed of!)
At 61, no right knee cartiledge, 17 broken bones, 1 fractured pelvis, and 2 collapsed lungs, you still ride like there’s no tomorrow.
(E-Bikes are for Sissies!)
No safety breaks? No problem. One look into your glazed eyes generates a contact high so strong, even Wolfie calms down just a little.
(We be jammin’)
So crack open an ice cold light blonde lager, the kind bartenders reserve for E-bikers after a grueling ride around the Floop, oh Chicken Nugget of Wisdom, because only you can facilitate the stoke that is iMTBtrails.com
(Oh Godfather of the Hooligan Nation!)
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buggravy
iMTB Addict
Solid gold.
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mike
iMTB Hooligan
mike
iMTB Hooligan
Today we salute you, Wolfie the burly bear-hair barer.
(Wolfie, you bear-haired bearer!)
Your visual brand precedes you like the roar of an attacking bengal tiger, and any squeamish eyes, well, you dare them to stare just a little longer at beefy Freddie Mercury.
(Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?)
You polish off trail cocktails of endurance, borderline danger and good humor like they were Tsipouro at the Holy Trinity festival. The local ER awaits unsuspecting co-workers who only fantasize of imitation.
You and your dominant id are always up for the party. Midwinter, midnight, midriff or midwife, you want it full strength and raw. So crack a developer’s skull and and pack two bowls of oatmeal for the little ones, base-covering bear man. Because they earned it, and you deliver the chicken.
(Wolfie, you bear-haired bearer!)
Your visual brand precedes you like the roar of an attacking bengal tiger, and any squeamish eyes, well, you dare them to stare just a little longer at beefy Freddie Mercury.
(Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?)
You polish off trail cocktails of endurance, borderline danger and good humor like they were Tsipouro at the Holy Trinity festival. The local ER awaits unsuspecting co-workers who only fantasize of imitation.
You and your dominant id are always up for the party. Midwinter, midnight, midriff or midwife, you want it full strength and raw. So crack a developer’s skull and and pack two bowls of oatmeal for the little ones, base-covering bear man. Because they earned it, and you deliver the chicken.
Mikie
Admin/iMTB Hooligan
It’s truly an outstanding day! Ha ha! Yeah!
DangerDirtyD
iMTB Hooligan
Brilliant on multiple levels!
DangerDirtyD
iMTB Hooligan
Let's play "guess who's ass I'm looking at"
DangerDirtyD
iMTB Hooligan
Bueller..? Bueller..? Bueller..?
DangerDirtyD
iMTB Hooligan
I cant take it anymore! I have a few gems that need to be seen, so without further ado...
DangerDirtyD
iMTB Hooligan
...and...
DangerDirtyD
iMTB Hooligan
finally...
I don't always climb 4,000' but when I do, I emerge looking like this.
I don't always climb 4,000' but when I do, I emerge looking like this.
Mikie
Admin/iMTB Hooligan
Oh crud... I think that is my azz... Was that on SART?
DangerDirtyD
iMTB Hooligan
And you were wearing my jersey.
buggravy
iMTB Addict
Ha, great snap!
mike
iMTB Hooligan
It's awesome that most of those guys don't imbibe. Probably thinking LOL, somebody's bummed!!!!!!!
Dio, on the other hand, looks like the doctor who just lost his grip on the baby.