Where are all the hottie mtb boys?

DangerDirtyD said:
Today we salute you, oh single speed bicycle rider.
Your Joplin rides are legendary.
On the other side of a mountain and your crew runs out of water? Not to worry because you picked a day to ride in the rain, a lightning storm, and maybe even a hurricane.
(‘tis but a sprinkle!)
When mere mortals keel over at the 50-mile mark, you cover them with a blanket and proclaim “sayonara sucker.”
(Another one bites the dust!)
But there is no dust! Instead everyone is soaked to the bone and shivering.
(Suck it up buttercup!)
Your death march group is small because the rest are pushing daisies.
And here come Faustie with a watering can and pinwheel for the garden.
(“Weee” he says! “Weeeee Weeeeeeee!”)
So crack open a bottle of Tailwind, oh Masher of the Little Cog, and save the beer for the real men who rode only the 20 mile route.

(Mr. single speed bicycle rider...)

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Love it!! :inlove:
 
Today’s Hottie features dancing pectorals and a modest stache. Beware ladies, it tickles!
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@hill^billy
 
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Today we salute you, Mr. Tamborine Man.
Only you can puff the Chiva and drop in on a double black <> like you’re floating.
With the hardtail and the Utility Van, all the kids gather ‘around the Sausage for some Candy.
(Has anybody seen @Luis?)
Quartz, feldspar, or micas, you’re stoned to the bone and plagioclase decomposing.
(Granodiorite!)
So play a song for me, oh GO GO GODZILLA, because there goes Tokyo, and you just wont stop singing.
(Mr. Tamborine Man...:whistling:)
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DangerDirtyD said:
Today we salute you, Mr. Tamborine Man.
Only you can puff the Chiva and drop in on a double black <> like you’re floating.
With the hardtail and the Utility Van, all the kids gather ‘around the Sausage for some Candy.
(Has anybody seen @Luis?)
Quartz, feldspar, or micas, you’re stoned to the bone and plagioclase decomposing.
(Granodiorite!)
So play a song for me, oh GO GO GODZILLA, because there goes Tokyo, and you just wont stop singing.
(Mr. Tamborine Man...:whistling:)
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That was beautiful! I teared up laughing!
 
Today we salute you, Mr. Let Me Go First Down the Yaeger Precipice.
(Mr. Let Me Go First Down the Yaeger Precipice! )

Only you have the gall to send someone down a steep-ass trail for the first time at night without a warning.
(Hold onto your antlers!)

In the middle of nowhere, at 19 degrees Fahrenheit, and way past my bedtime...
You spread out your yard sale and call me Superman!
(That’ll be two bits!)

So whether you’re riding around the block, down the mountain, or over the Continental Divide...
Pack a bowl and roll a fattie, oh master of the pucker factor...because riding with you is incendiary, and we gotta be safe!
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(Mr. Let Me Go First Down the Yaeger Precipice.:whistling:)
 
DangerDirtyD said:
Today we salute you, Mr. Let Me Go First Down the Yaeger Precipice.
(Mr. Let Me Go First Down the Yaeger Precipice! )

Only you have the gall to send someone down a steep-ass trail for the first time at night without a warning.
(Hold onto your antlers!)

In the middle of nowhere, at 19 degrees Fahrenheit, and way past my bedtime...
You spread out your yard sale and call me Superman!
(That’ll be two bits!)

So whether you’re riding around the block, down the mountain, or over the Continental Divide...
Pack a bowl and roll a fattie, oh master of the pucker factor...because riding with you is incendiary, and we gotta be safe!
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(Mr. Let Me Go First Down the Yaeger Precipice.:whistling:)
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Love these!
 
DangerDirtyD said:
Today we salute you, Mr. Let Me Go First Down the Yaeger Precipice.
(Mr. Let Me Go First Down the Yaeger Precipice! )

Only you have the gall to send someone down a steep-ass trail for the first time at night without a warning.
(Hold onto your antlers!)

In the middle of nowhere, at 19 degrees Fahrenheit, and way past my bedtime...
You spread out your yard sale and call me Superman!
(That’ll be two bits!)

So whether you’re riding around the block, down the mountain, or over the Continental Divide...
Pack a bowl and roll a fattie, oh master of the pucker factor...because riding with you is incendiary, and we gotta be safe!
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(Mr. Let Me Go First Down the Yaeger Precipice.:whistling:)
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Missed your calling!
 
DangerDirtyD said:
Today we salute you, Mr. Let Me Go First Down the Yaeger Precipice.
(Mr. Let Me Go First Down the Yaeger Precipice! )

Only you have the gall to send someone down a steep-ass trail for the first time at night without a warning.
(Hold onto your antlers!)

In the middle of nowhere, at 19 degrees Fahrenheit, and way past my bedtime...
You spread out your yard sale and call me Superman!
(That’ll be two bits!)

So whether you’re riding around the block, down the mountain, or over the Continental Divide...
Pack a bowl and roll a fattie, oh master of the pucker factor...because riding with you is incendiary, and we gotta be safe!
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(Mr. Let Me Go First Down the Yaeger Precipice.:whistling:)
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A worthy tribute if ever there was one... :thumbsup:
 
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