The Derailed Thread...

[DangerDirtyD]

 

[Sasquatch9billion]

I'm done with work, waiting for my friend who's always late to show up at my office because he wants to "carpool," to Oaks.

I will never understand grown-ass men who are late to Sh!t.


It's cool, he refuses to join IMTB, so he'll never see this.

 

[Runs with Scissors]

I'm done with work, waiting for my friend who's always late to show up at my office because he wants to "carpool," to Oaks.

I will never understand grown-ass men who are late to Sh!t.


It's cool, he refuses to join IMTB, so he'll never see this.

Leave him hanging. He'll get the drift. Or not.

 

[mtnbikej]

Leave him hanging. He'll get the drift. Or not.

Usually not.

 

[Mikie]

We eat pizza from the inside out.

 

[Runs with Scissors]

We eat pizza from the inside out.

Whattaya mean we, white man? (oh, so politically incorrect am I).

 

[Danmtchl]

I'm done with work, waiting for my friend who's always late to show up at my office because he wants to "carpool," to Oaks.

I will never understand grown-ass men who are late to Sh!t


It's cool, he refuses to join IMTB, so he'll never see this.

It amazes me how people are running late all the time. You know you be somewhere at a certain time...so be there on time.

 

[Cyclotourist]

We eat pizza from the inside out.

How about some cazlones?

 

[Mikie]

Deaf people probably don’t understand why farts are funny.

 

[Sasquatch9billion]

Deaf people probably don’t understand why farts are funny.

 

[Mikie]

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Bill and Ted! Yes! Ha ha!

 

[Runs with Scissors]

So-crates for the win!!!

 

[Old&InTheWay]

 

[Mikie]

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Yikes!
Stop moving the pic Steve!

 

[Mikie]

With too much time on my hands...
If you are scared half to death, twice! Are you dead?

 

[mountaingirl sara]

With too much time on my hands...
If you are scared half to death, twice! Are you dead?

LOL! LOL! your brain is nonstop!

 

[CBone]

With too much time on my hands...
If you are scared half to death, twice! Are you dead?

Woh, that is deep Mikie.
If Pluto and Goofy are both dogs how come Goofy can talk and Pluto can't?

 

[mountaingirl sara]

Woh, that is deep Mikie.
If Pluto and Goofy are both dogs how come Goofy can talk and Pluto can't?

I would like to hear what Pluto has to say

 

[Derkderkall]

With too much time on my hands...
If you are scared half to death, twice! Are you dead?

I think it would actually end up being 3/4 dead....

 

[CBone]

I would like to hear what Pluto has to say

Mickey, a giant talking mouse who has a dog for a pet (?) can tell you what Pluto has to say.

 

[CBone]

With too much time on my hands...
If you are scared half to death, twice! Are you dead?

Actually Mikie, if you are scared half to death, twice, you are probably having a fun ride on your bike. And, you feel more alive than ever.

 

[Mikie]

I think it would actually end up being 3/4 dead....

I’m thinking if you are Not dead, it would be closer to 7/8ths. But I could be wrong.

 

[mountaingirl sara]

Mickey, a giant talking mouse who has a dog for a pet (?) can tell you what Pluto has to say.

Ok, good point!

 

[scottay]

I think it would actually end up being 3/4 dead....

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And so on and so on....you'll never die from being scared half to death.
.

 

[SnakeCharmer]

With too much time on my hands...
If you are scared half to death, twice! Are you dead?

Yes, you'd be fully and totally dead, dude! Like, fer sure!

 

[herzalot]

With too much time on my hands...
If you are scared half to death, twice! Are you dead?

3/4 dead. It's asymptotic. Do the math, genius!

EDIT: Ohhh, I see some other smartasses beat me to this reply. Oh well. I'll let it stand.

 

[LLPoolJ]

Deaf people probably don’t understand why farts are funny.

Either does my wife.

 

[Old&InTheWay]

3/4 dead. It's asymptotic. Do the math, genius!

EDIT: Ohhh, I see some other smartasses beat me to this reply. Oh well. I'll let it stand.

"Scared half to death" is an idiom , so if you cry over spilt milk don't bite off more than you can chew because it might cost you an arm and a leg,

 

[mountaingirl sara]

"Scared half to death" is an idiom , so if you cry over spilt milk don't bite off more than you can chew because it might cost you an arm and a leg,

 

[mountaingirl sara]

So, I’m just curious..what’s your take on snot rockets and spitting on the trail ?! Especially re females
I’m off to work, looking forward to some interesting responses