Sleepy time

Hey @DangerDirtyD - guess who has joined the late-night caring parent club? Yup, that would be me. Gots to get up at 2am every night to take the new puppy out. Don't want her soiling her crate and sleeping in her own pee. :thumbsdown: Luckily, it's been pretty quick so far. Then back to bed. Speaking of which, better head there now. See you at 2 am! (Except I won't take the time to post.)
 
herzalot said:
Hey @DangerDirtyD - guess who has joined the late-night caring parent club? Yup, that would be me. Gots to get up at 2am every night to take the new puppy out. Don't want her soiling her crate and sleeping in her own pee. :thumbsdown: Luckily, it's been pretty quick so far. Then back to bed. Speaking of which, better head there now. See you at 2 am! (Except I won't take the time to post.)
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Oh the fun of puppy training:coffee:
 
herzalot said:
Hey @DangerDirtyD - guess who has joined the late-night caring parent club? Yup, that would be me. Gots to get up at 2am every night to take the new puppy out. Don't want her soiling her crate and sleeping in her own pee. :thumbsdown: Luckily, it's been pretty quick so far. Then back to bed. Speaking of which, better head there now. See you at 2 am! (Except I won't take the time to post.)
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Nice! Sounds like you need a rocking chair. Post up if something poignant occurs to you!
 
herzalot said:
Hey @DangerDirtyD - guess who has joined the late-night caring parent club? Yup, that would be me. Gots to get up at 2am every night to take the new puppy out. Don't want her soiling her crate and sleeping in her own pee. :thumbsdown: Luckily, it's been pretty quick so far. Then back to bed. Speaking of which, better head there now. See you at 2 am! (Except I won't take the time to post.)
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3:20 in a rocking chair, but don’t wizz on an electric fence.
 
DangerDirtyD said:
3:20 in a rocking chair, but don’t wizz on an electric fence.
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Electric fence made me think of this' and I do not know why....a little ditty I've repeated for many years...

Three Irish men
Three Irish Men.
were digging in a ditch,
One called the other a Dirty Son of a Peter Murphy,

Peter Murphy had a dog, a mighty fine dog was he,
He gave it to his girlfriend to keep her company,
She fed it,
She fed it,
She taught it how to jump,
Jumped upon her petticoat and bit her on the....

Three county boys from Germany were sitting on a rock,
Along came a bumblebee and stung 'em on the,
Cocktails ginger ale 5 cents a glass.

But if you don't like my story shove it up your...
ask me no more questions and I'll tell you no more lies,
But if you get hit with a bucket of Sh*t
Be sure to close your eyes...

:):sneaky:
 
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2:20 in a rocking chair, and you know when somebody orders a double cheeseburger combo at the speaker and when they get to the window they wanna add a pastrami to the order..? Well this is kinda like that, except they wanna add 45,000 square feet and the chit is due Friday.
 
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