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SnakeCharmer said:
Can we get @Faust29 to interpret this video please?
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This guy is funny...

1st- Talks about how regular bikers "suffer, sweat and snort". Then goes on to talk about the easy e-bikes... You're not 20 anymore!
2nd- When the two bikers pass, he talks about how they are always so serious looking and can't talk to him because they're dying from exhaustion.
3rd- e-bikes are a hit with the ladies... And they're great in all kinds of weather!
4th- e-bikes aren't just for the skinny fit people; they are for fat guys and cyclists who aren't even nice! (sounds better in German... nice and fat rhyme)
5th- Getting your ass to the hefeweizen at the end is the best... no matter how you get there... as long as you keep yourself in shape.

e-bike ist ein Hochgenuss, und jetzt ist Schluss... e-bikes are a treat, and now we're finished...
 
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Faust29 said:
Thieves suck... Aaron Gwin knows this now firsthand. :devilish:

https://www.pinkbike.com/news/aaron-gwins-race-bike-stolen-in-edinburgh.html
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Police photo of the suspects:

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in other news Somebody in Sacramento is catching cats at night and killing them, cutting them with a machette. It reminds me of the crazy Westlake village surgeon that did the same thing for 5 years. He killed with a scalpel, making precision cuts. The Sac people like the Westlake people were sure it was a krazy kat killer. The Westlake dude was a old Coyote that was blind in one eye and had a bad leg. I bet the Sac crazy man has four legs as well
Happy Coyote trails, don't slow down lill doggie or you will get a 29er front wheel up your asp.
 
Name that rash. What the sh!t did I get into? Definitely not poison oak. First appeared shortly after my Chesebro ride on Thursday, so I’m fairly certain that’s where it originated. Just barely raised, not itchy, if anything it might actually be growing. Wondering what I got into so I can know what to avoid.

Edit: pic removed for everyone’s benefit.
 
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buggravy said:
Name that rash. What the sh!t did I get into? Definitely not poison oak. First appeared shortly after my Chesebro ride on Thursday, so I’m fairly certain that’s where it originated. Just barely raised, not itchy, if anything it might actually be growing. Wondering what I got into so I can know what to avoid.
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You just had to post a picture didn't you? :sick:

BTW I have no idea what it is.
 
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buggravy said:
Name that rash. What the sh!t did I get into? Definitely not poison oak. First appeared shortly after my Chesebro ride on Thursday, so I’m fairly certain that’s where it originated. Just barely raised, not itchy, if anything it might actually be growing. Wondering what I got into so I can know what to avoid.
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Scorpion weed. Little white flower weeds along the side of the trail all over in Cheseboro this year.
 
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