A Different Kind of Crash...

Mikie said:
So I’m down.
But it’s not bike related. Only in my world...
Yesterday I was cleaning out the garage and giving stuff away I have hung on to for years. Trust me, that means for me I’ll need what I gave away next week.

It’s getting close to dusk and Cathy is down at the horse coral to discover that the donkeys ripped off the tail lights of a horse trailer we borrowed to get them trained to climb in for travel. Great. Stopped my garage project and went down to rewire and repair our neighbors trailer.

This is going to be horrible so if you are squeamish about animals and wildlife and things I caution you to not read further. It’s now dark with just enough daylight to make out stuff. All of a sudden Cathy is yelling there is a baby deer in our pasture. The donkeys are chasing it and the fawn is freaking out and running into the fence multiple times at full speed trying to get away. I’m chasing the deer trying to coral it out where it came in. Then my dog gets involved and now it’s a shitshow. Twice I was able to tackle both the deer with Elsie (my dog) but Elsie is part Pit and part Great Dane. Both can out run me and I’m no match for Elsie’s bite. Third time was what did things in. Finally got to them the third time and the deer was laying there. I told Cathy to get my pistol and had to do a horrible thing. The only thing.

That’s when I realized my right knee was covered in blood and I could no longer bend it. At all.
I literally tackled them both twice pulling Elsie off the deer and must have plowed my knee into the ground. I lost this battle, I was so pissed at Elsie, I wanted to shoot her too. Not for being a dog, but for not listening to my commands. My throat is sore from screaming last night during the debacle.

I can’t bend my knee, I hope I didn’t tear anything but I fear I did. Very down right now.

Knitting. Thinking about taking up knitting. Seems like a relatively safe sport, or maybe watching TV. Both seem fairly danger free.
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Oh damn, and you were just talking at work about how your knee is killing you. Hopefully you are OK and you get better, soon. Maybe it is a sign that you need to take some type of break.
 
Mikie said:
Whelp? I’m sitting in Kaiser in Lancaster waiting my turn for X-rays. I know I don’t need X-rays but if you want or need an MRI than that’s the first step.
Right now I’m just thinking hyperextended.
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Kaiser looks great on the TV commercials and every two weeks when the premium is deducted from your paycheck, but like bicycles, you get what you pay for (this isn’t an innuendo on socialized medicine; that’s just a coincidence). I’m holding onto an MRI prescription for emergencies. Lemme know if you are able to get a scan today, or if you would like me to mail it to you, no problem.

Edit: The prescription is for the right knee...50/50 chance it apples to you.
 
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Hi @Mikie! Just checking in to see how your Dr appt went. I presume you are waiting for the X-ray report and/or are scheduling an MRI for a useful diagnosis.

I just want to say that if you're feeling bummed whatsoever, we love you and thank you for our iMTBt playground. Conversely, if you are happy and optimistic, I wanna hold your hand and skip, skip, skip to my lou McNugget!
 
DangerDirtyD said:
Hi @Mikie! Just checking in to see how your Dr appt went. I presume you are waiting for the X-ray report and/or are scheduling an MRI for a useful diagnosis.

I just want to say that if you're feeling bummed whatsoever, we love you and thank you for our iMTBt playground. Conversely, if you are happy and optimistic, I wanna hold your hand and skip, skip, skip to my lou McNugget!
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He probably needs a sponge bath either way.
 
DangerDirtyD said:
Hi @Mikie! Just checking in to see how your Dr appt went. I presume you are waiting for the X-ray report and/or are scheduling an MRI for a useful diagnosis.

I just want to say that if you're feeling bummed whatsoever, we love you and thank you for our iMTBt playground. Conversely, if you are happy and optimistic, I wanna hold your hand and skip, skip, skip to my lou McNugget!
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Well, I am optimistic.
I have always claimed to be a fast healer. I’m convinced nothing is fractured, really thinking that I have jumped into panic action without a warm up and really strained muscles. I was able to drive to work and since I had way too much to carry in, I ran out of hands to use crutches. I also parked in handicap without a placard as I am a rebel and a Hooligan. So that cut about a quarter mile of walking out.
I can feel the recovery by the minute so I think hopefully by Sunday I should be pretty mobile Lord willing and the creek don’t rise!
 
Mikie said:
Well, I am optimistic.
I have always claimed to be a fast healer. I’m convinced nothing is fractured, really thinking that I have jumped into panic action without a warm up and really strained muscles. I was able to drive to work and since I had way too much to carry in, I ran out of hands to use crutches. I also parked in handicap without a placard as I am a rebel and a Hooligan. So that cut about a quarter mile of walking out.
I can feel the recovery by the minute so I think hopefully by Sunday I should be pretty mobile Lord willing and the creek don’t rise!
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:thumbsup::thumbsup:
 
Mikie said:
Well, I am optimistic.
I have always claimed to be a fast healer. I’m convinced nothing is fractured, really thinking that I have jumped into panic action without a warm up and really strained muscles. I was able to drive to work and since I had way too much to carry in, I ran out of hands to use crutches. I also parked in handicap without a placard as I am a rebel and a Hooligan. So that cut about a quarter mile of walking out.
I can feel the recovery by the minute so I think hopefully by Sunday I should be pretty mobile Lord willing and the creek don’t rise!
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Taking a turn for the worse...
Although the knee is getting better related to the initial immediate injury. It appears at this point with various swelling that my meniscus has decided to entertain with excruciating pain! Convinced it is torn on the inside and with what was mentioned by the Doc who just explored my recent x-rays, degenerative bone disease, I am now envisioning a short term cortisone shot and then looking into either surgery to snip torn meniscus... or a knee replacement. o_O
Hopefully I'm just being dramatic and the reducing swelling removes the pain, but I'm not feeling any hope for this.

My sincere suggestion is to hang on to youth and not get old(er) ...Fauwk! :(
 
Mikie said:
Taking a turn for the worse...
Although the knee is getting better related to the initial immediate injury. It appears at this point with various swelling that my meniscus has decided to entertain with excruciating pain! Convinced it is torn on the inside and with what was mentioned by the Doc who just explored my recent x-rays, degenerative bone disease, I am now envisioning a short term cortisone shot and then looking into either surgery to snip torn meniscus... or a knee replacement. o_O
Hopefully I'm just being dramatic and the reducing swelling removes the pain, but I'm not feeling any hope for this.

My sincere suggestion is to hang on to youth and not get old(er) ...Fauwk! :(
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Mikie said:
Taking a turn for the worse...
Although the knee is getting better related to the initial immediate injury. It appears at this point with various swelling that my meniscus has decided to entertain with excruciating pain! Convinced it is torn on the inside and with what was mentioned by the Doc who just explored my recent x-rays, degenerative bone disease, I am now envisioning a short term cortisone shot and then looking into either surgery to snip torn meniscus... or a knee replacement. o_O
Hopefully I'm just being dramatic and the reducing swelling removes the pain, but I'm not feeling any hope for this.

My sincere suggestion is to hang on to youth and not get old(er) ...Fauwk! :(
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Sucks.
 
Mikie said:
Taking a turn for the worse...
Although the knee is getting better related to the initial immediate injury. It appears at this point with various swelling that my meniscus has decided to entertain with excruciating pain! Convinced it is torn on the inside and with what was mentioned by the Doc who just explored my recent x-rays, degenerative bone disease, I am now envisioning a short term cortisone shot and then looking into either surgery to snip torn meniscus... or a knee replacement. o_O
Hopefully I'm just being dramatic and the reducing swelling removes the pain, but I'm not feeling any hope for this.

My sincere suggestion is to hang on to youth and not get old(er) ...Fauwk! :(
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Bummer, hopefully it just needs more time. I've seen you make some miracle comebacks though so I'm still holding hope. I'm betting you haven't exactly been able to take it easy and rest... and have I told you I really hate riding by myself...:(
 
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Sorry to hear. My experience with torn knee ligaments is the tear itself does not inhibit range of motion, but swelling does. Hopefully time, ice/heat and aspirin will relieve the swelling. Not sure about meniscus tears though, perhaps torn ligament could interfere with movement. Hopefully it's not that, but MRI should show it if you do get one of those. Use crutches if you can, anything to keep the swelling down will help.
 
:gotnothing:Awesome.
So I have been diagnosed with a fairly severe case of Chondrocalcinosis in both Knees. The right more than my currently damaged left. Apparently it’s like a Gout, but in the knees, elbows, and or shoulders. It has the amazing ability to damage cartilage. No real cure or treatment other than pain management.
https://www.verywellhealth.com/what-is-chondrocalcinosis-2552216

I have been trying to get in to see Orthopedics but because of our current environment, not until November 4th.
So I’m going to fake being in high positive spirits here and drive on like a dog sled driver! Yeah baby! :thumbsup: MUSH!
 
Mikie said:
:gotnothing:Awesome.
So I have been diagnosed with a fairly severe case of Chondrocalcinosis in both Knees. The right more than my currently damaged left. Apparently it’s like a Gout, but in the knees, elbows, and or shoulders. It has the amazing ability to damage cartilage. No real cure or treatment other than pain management.
https://www.verywellhealth.com/what-is-chondrocalcinosis-2552216

I have been trying to get in to see Orthopedics but because of our current environment, not until November 4th.
So I’m going to fake being in high positive spirits here and drive on like a dog sled driver! Yeah baby! :thumbsup: MUSH!
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In times like these, I just bink another dreer.
 
Mikie said:
:gotnothing:Awesome.
So I have been diagnosed with a fairly severe case of Chondrocalcinosis in both Knees. The right more than my currently damaged left. Apparently it’s like a Gout, but in the knees, elbows, and or shoulders. It has the amazing ability to damage cartilage. No real cure or treatment other than pain management.
https://www.verywellhealth.com/what-is-chondrocalcinosis-2552216

I have been trying to get in to see Orthopedics but because of our current environment, not until November 4th.
So I’m going to fake being in high positive spirits here and drive on like a dog sled driver! Yeah baby! :thumbsup: MUSH!
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Fake it till you make it brother! We love you and know this is just a setback, you'll be giddyuping in record speed!
PS, I’ve learned that gout and similar ailments are diet related..maybe time for The Whole 30 my friend :whistling:
 
Finally saw an Ortho yesterday!
As with many doctors, when I asked him what his name was he said, “Uh, you can call me Rick.” A doc with a very long name for me to pronounced, I’m thankful he made it easy.
So Dr. Rick, not to be confused with Ranger Rick, was one badazz dude.

When he asked if I was taking any medication, I told him my previous doctor... Dr. @Voodoo Tom had prescribed Motrin 800 and large consumptions of beer. He didn’t bat an eye.

Climbing on the exam table he quickly determined there was a fluid build up. He left to grab some doctor stuff and return with syringes with big azz needles. I hate needles but I manned up. He said I would experience a little cold on my knee (which I only kinda did) and waited for the puncture...
Next thing I realize he is showing me 20cc+ of extracted fluid. I never thought 20cc’s was a lot until then. Next a cortisone shot, or something like it. Even before the Cortisone, the pain was gone. I never felt either needle.

We talked about MRI’s, said it was up to me, suggested to give it 30 days as he suspected it would feel much better quickly that the fluid was putting pressure on the tear, thus the excruciating pain!

He was more concerned with my right knee then the injured one. Stated I had significant arthritis and no meniscus left and the inside was bone on bone. Both knees have a strong case of Chondrocalcinosis.
We had along talk about knee replacement and after sharing the type of mountain biking Ido, he did not recommend replacements. That made me sad. It was my great hope to become 17 again.

So that’s why I have followed @OTHRider knee replacement so closely. At least Ifeelway better physically.
 
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@Mikie - that sounds pretty positive. Perhaps draining the knee and pumping in a little cortisone will be sufficient to keep you cranking for a while until they invent the magical injectable cartilage replacement therapy that I am dreaming will happen. :thumbsup:

There's also some other technology specific to mt. biking that helps knees, but I'm guessing you would rather quit riding than make use of it. :sneaky: :stop: Besides, that technology is currently difficult to lift over fences.
 
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So Mr Wats... meh I’ll just call you @Mikie as your primary care phakesytion I feel now is the proper time to discontinue the Motrin and resume normal hooliganistic activities slowly over the next 7-10 days. Also I must stress the importance of continuing the beer consumption as it is imperative to keep the joint properly lubricated as well as maintaining proper brain function. I’ll schedule your next follow up for week from Saturday at my field office location in Sandberg Ca. It’s easy to find as it’s located just off the historic ridge route road under a giant oak tree...:cool:
 
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