Where are all the MTB Hotties?

[rossage]

Ya gotta ask @rossage .

Well, that's Becky. She worked the Fairs with her husband, who was a dwarf. She is actually sitting on his lap as he's pedaling...Sad story though, he ran off with the fat lady and Becky died in a corndog fluffing accident.
Ever hear of the lobster boy?

 

[DangerDirtyD]

We'll, that's Becky. She worked the Fairs with her husband, who was a dwarf. She is actually sitting on his lap as he's pedaling...Sad story though, he ran off with the fat lady and Becky died in a corndog fluffing accident.
Ever hear of the lobster boy?

Gotta love them County fair characters! Well played Sausage Man!

 

[mtnbikej]

Where is this bike shop???? Gotta admire the mechanic’s uniform.

 

[mike]

Where is this bike shop???? Gotta admire the mechanic’s uniform.


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Not throwing me off the scent. I know that’s J’s Garage. Good of you to offer an apprenticeship with structure, like a dress code and such.

 

[UPSed]

Not throwing me off the scent. I know that’s J’s Garage. Good of you to offer an apprenticeship with structure, like a dress code and such.

That's exactly what I was thinking.

 

[HBkites]

RIP, spirit of the thread...

Let me try to fix that...

You guys are welcome.

 

[HBkites]

one more...

The inside foot might be too low, but it on a berm so no big deal.... bla bla bla

 

[SnakeCharmer]

And,.... WE ARE BACK ON TRACK!!

 

[Faust29]

Where is this bike shop???? Gotta admire the mechanic’s uniform.


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She gets a pass for the Specialized?

 

[DangerDirtyD]

She gets a pass for the Specialized?

It's her calves. She probably pedals.

 

[rossage]

Where is this bike shop???? Gotta admire the mechanic’s uniform.


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That's me when I wore my kilt to work for St Patrick's day

 

[mtnbikej]

She gets a pass for the Specialized?

Better than some of the other BSO's in this thread.

 

[mtnbikej]

That's me when I wore my kilt to work for St Patrick's day

You got some chicken legs there then....

 

[rossage]

You got some chicken legs there then....

Skull crushing thighs!

 

[Luis]

Follow the yellow dirt road...

 

[Obsidian]

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Follow the yellow dirt road...

Legit.

 

[heyitsdave]

Dude.

 

[herzalot]

Dude.

Butt implants...

 

[mtnbikej]

Butt implants...

Stairmaster

 

[Luis]

Butt implant tester

 

[herzalot]

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Butt implant tester

Not implants! And based on photo of her 4 posts earlier - WOW!!!

 

[Danimal]

Biking with @herzalot today we saw a few hotties riding Mtbs on the trail...no butt pics....so did it happen?

 

[Luis]

Biking with @herzalot today we saw a few hotties riding Mtbs on the trail...no butt pics....so did it happen?

If you can hit Replay in your memory bank, then yea it happened ​

 

[Faust29]

If you can hit Replay in your memory bank, then yea it happened ​

If that’s the case, I have tapes back to about 1982.

 

[mtnbikej]

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[SnakeCharmer]

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Sweet Dreams?

 

[Mikie]

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Kinda silly...

 

[Luis]

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“On your LEFT”
“On your RIGHT”

 

[da big hills]

dreaming of mountain bikes and getting dirty

 

[herzalot]

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Dumbest attempt at sexy I've seen in this thread (not my caption suggestion - my actual thought)





Road bikes....