Where are all the hottie mtb boys?
- Thread starter DangerDirtyD
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DangerDirtyD
iMTB Hooligan
mtnbikej
J-Zilla
This is a tough thread…
Mikie
Admin/iMTB Hooligan
Well, as a Site Moderator, I unfortunately have to go into dark places here. Especially when it pertains to @DangerDirtyD ... Therefore, I do it with squinty eyes... fearful like something is going to blow up in my face!Yet you continue to click on that link….
Derkderkall
iMTB Rockstah
We all know that it's pure falsehood.Well, as a Site Moderator, I unfortunately have to go into dark places here. Especially when it pertains to @DangerDirtyD ... Therefore, I do it with squinty eyes... fearful like something is going to blow up in my face!
You have an underling moderator now that you could easily delegate this task to..
DangerDirtyD
iMTB Hooligan
View with a computer with a big monitor for full effect.
Mikie
Admin/iMTB Hooligan
DangerDirtyD
iMTB Hooligan
Who's next for a ride aboard the Danger Dirty Delight?
DangerDirtyD
iMTB Hooligan
Today we salute you, @herzalot the Matchy-Matcher!
Emerging from a tube of AquaFresh, your kit and rig blur past poorly dressed HOoLiGaNs (Tom the Bomb notwithstanding).
Hiding from iMTBgroup rides, you sing a gentle and balanced chirp online, waiting to make your next fashion statement to a lucky few (get away from the orange curtain, Herzie!)
No hip, no hair, no vision, tweaked spine: None of that stops you when it’s time to shine!
So tear open another packet of Skratch Labs hydration, you fashionista of iMTBtrails.com, because everyone looks good when standing next to you.
Emerging from a tube of AquaFresh, your kit and rig blur past poorly dressed HOoLiGaNs (Tom the Bomb notwithstanding).
Hiding from iMTBgroup rides, you sing a gentle and balanced chirp online, waiting to make your next fashion statement to a lucky few (get away from the orange curtain, Herzie!)
No hip, no hair, no vision, tweaked spine: None of that stops you when it’s time to shine!
So tear open another packet of Skratch Labs hydration, you fashionista of iMTBtrails.com, because everyone looks good when standing next to you.
da big hills
iMTB Rockstah
need matching socks and gloves