What's cooking at Intense hq....

Cotic (steel is real!)
Evil (awesome names are real!)
Salsa/Surly/All-City (QBP is real!)
YT (something-something is real!)
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I saw this in Aliso today. New trail signs, and the "no e-mtbs" are NOT some joker's aftermarket application. It's real.

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Oh and Dripping Cave is only easy to the cave, after that, it's a bitch!

That explains why they were on Black Star by the dozens today when we finished... Thankfully that's as far as they go. Apparently they turn into pumpkins past Beeks. For now. I have yet to see one on the Motorway loops.
 
That explains why they were on Black Star by the dozens today when we finished... Thankfully that's as far as they go. Apparently they turn into pumpkins past Beeks. For now. I have yet to see one on the Motorway loops.

Last time I was up at the Golf Ball I saw two. Apparent couple, man and wife, appeared to be in their 50s, or early 60s, but not obviously enfeebled. Except by their choice of rides, that is.
 
I'm going to upchuck now. Click here to barf with me - or just read this crap:

The development of the Tazer was really similar to the very first bike INTENSE ever built. In the early 90’s, when Founder Jeff Steber first rode an MTB, he immediately had dozens of ideas about changes and tweaks he could make on the bike to improve it’s performance and appearance. Eventually, after making so many changes, he decided to make a bike from the ground-up, and Intense was born.

Not unlike that experience, Jeff has taken what he’s learned from riding E-bikes and applied his own tweaks and innovations. His goal was to make an E-bike that didn’t feel cumbersome, had a seamless pedal-to-power transition and delivered a true mountain bike experience.


I'm not gagging because of the appearance of the bike. It's fairly attractive for its class. But it shouldn't exist. I know a better way to "deliver a true mountain bike experience." Don't you?
 
I'm going to upchuck now. Click here to barf with me - or just read this crap:

The development of the Tazer was really similar to the very first bike INTENSE ever built. In the early 90’s, when Founder Jeff Steber first rode an MTB, he immediately had dozens of ideas about changes and tweaks he could make on the bike to improve it’s performance and appearance. Eventually, after making so many changes, he decided to make a bike from the ground-up, and Intense was born.

Not unlike that experience, Jeff has taken what he’s learned from riding E-bikes and applied his own tweaks and innovations. His goal was to make an E-bike that didn’t feel cumbersome, had a seamless pedal-to-power transition and delivered a true mountain bike experience.


I'm not gagging because of the appearance of the bike. It's fairly attractive for its class. But it shouldn't exist. I know a better way to "deliver a true mountain bike experience." Don't you?

I think he has more money than you do, and probably a less well-developed sense of outrage. :p
 
I'm going to upchuck now. Click here to barf with me - or just read this crap:

The development of the Tazer was really similar to the very first bike INTENSE ever built. In the early 90’s, when Founder Jeff Steber first rode an MTB, he immediately had dozens of ideas about changes and tweaks he could make on the bike to improve it’s performance and appearance. Eventually, after making so many changes, he decided to make a bike from the ground-up, and Intense was born.

Not unlike that experience, Jeff has taken what he’s learned from riding E-bikes and applied his own tweaks and innovations. His goal was to make an E-bike that didn’t feel cumbersome, had a seamless pedal-to-power transition and delivered a true mountain bike experience.


I'm not gagging because of the appearance of the bike. It's fairly attractive for its class. But it shouldn't exist. I know a better way to "deliver a true mountain bike experience." Don't you?

I would never have purchased an Intense had this thing had been out a year ago. Lame.
 
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