Two Words: Situational Awareness.

Visualize 20 seagulls and a pizza crust...

Flashbacks to lunchtime at the junior high school quad. Squadrons of seagulls lined up on the parapet, and when the bell rang it was like Doolittle's raid on Tokyo, except the seagulls didn't have to ditch at sea. They were conditioned to the bell.

All you could do was cower and run. Hope the strafing runs didn't end up with you as the recipient.

Seagulls are rats with wings in California - yet they are protected. :rolleyes:
 
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