The Site Slow Down is Due to....

The Site Slow Down is Due to...

  • Technical Issues

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Environmental Issues

    Votes: 4 23.5%

  • Mikie has been away

    Votes: 1 5.9%

  • Who the hail is Mikie?

    Votes: 13 76.5%
  • Total voters
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rossage said:
Hey @Mikie , did this heart attack thing help with the site traffic?
Maybe @DangerDirtyD can do a write up about transitioning male to female and racing against women?
That would probably get the numbers up.
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Yeah, I would say that heartache brings in the numbers (see what I did there).
So yes, but if it really came down to your health or forum activity, I would be happy to let go of the forum completely, and have my trail buddy intact. :inlove:
 
rossage said:
To be brutally honest, this site has too many assholes on it now.
You know who they are.
Before it was just me, you, and a couple others.
Now we got internet-educated, wanna be pucker holes who don't know how to argue like real sphincters.
These willfully ignorant pro-lapses spew mental diarrhea from their scat-laden keyboards like unattended firehoses.
It's hard to read when you need to tp your eyes every few minutes.
So don't ask me what's wrong. It's those other assholes, not me.
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Whoa horsey! :eek:

OK, I'll back off a bit.
 
doublewide said:
I might have to show up for this!! And this time, you WILL have some whisky from my flask! :inlove:
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If you knew about me and alcohol...

Drink up!
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rossage said:
Dude, seriously, the nurse just asked why I was crying...
We will ride together again.
I guarantee it!
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This will, no doubt, be the mother of all welcome-back-to-mtb rides!

You know, I had a moment on the ride, when we were loungin under the shade tree talking smack, and you were changing your third tube. I was starting to think I was cooling down too much with the shade and the breeze, and I looked over at you and saw sweat dripping off your brow as you wrestled with the tire that was now glued to itself with sealant. Do you think the flat(s) were part of your undoing? Or might they have saved your life? Like small tremor vs. The Big One down the road?
 
buggravy said:
This will, no doubt, be the mother of all welcome-back-to-mtb rides!

You know, I had a moment on the ride, when we were loungin under the shade tree talking smack, and you were changing your third tube. I was starting to think I was cooling down too much with the shade and the breeze, and I looked over at you and saw sweat dripping off your brow as you wrestled with the tire that was now glued to itself with sealant. Do you think the flat(s) were part of your undoing? Or might they have saved your life? Like small tremor vs. The Big One down the road?
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Good point huh?
You just reminded me I gotta replenish that tube in my SWAT compartment
 
buggravy said:
This will, no doubt, be the mother of all welcome-back-to-mtb rides!

You know, I had a moment on the ride, when we were loungin under the shade tree talking smack, and you were changing your third tube. I was starting to think I was cooling down too much with the shade and the breeze, and I looked over at you and saw sweat dripping off your brow as you wrestled with the tire that was now glued to itself with sealant. Do you think the flat(s) were part of your undoing? Or might they have saved your life? Like small tremor vs. The Big One down the road?
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Yeah, I was sweating like a pig the whole ride. Thought it was the humidity..
 
rossage said:
Hey @Mikie , did this heart attack thing help with the site traffic?
Maybe @DangerDirtyD can do a write up about transitioning male to female and racing against women?
That would probably get the numbers up.
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If I were a female, my goal would be to blur the lines between gender ability and Strava times. QOM my ass. There’s only one crown to be had. For example, Erin H., a former coworker I had in the field, is a badass woman, but all you need to know about this person is “BADASS.”

...and I’d be hot too!
 
DangerDirtyD said:
If I were a female, my goal would be to blur the lines between gender ability and Strava times. QOM my ass. There’s only one crown to be had. For example, Erin H., a former coworker I had in the field, is a badass woman, but all you need to know about this person is “BADASS.”

...and I’d be hot too!
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Where's my sponge bath? Dont forget to wash the beans and Frank!
 
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