I Poached with My Bike Today

[Faust29]

The Cyrillic alphabet is awesome, but alas, unintelligible. Is this Putin's ultimatum?

Or до свидания товарищ

And now this will make no sense.

Google Translate says it means “goodbye comrade”.

Seems appropriate under the circumstances…

 

[Mikie]

Man! I’m away for like 20 minutes and all hail breaks out!
Speaking of hail. It’s hailing here right now.

 

[Runs with Scissors]

Google Translate says it means “goodbye comrade”.

Seems appropriate under the circumstances…

Yeah, dasvidanya tovarisch is appropriate, but the context is lost.