Have a happy day

[Runs with Scissors]

I imagine a lot of trash was left behind. Trash on the ground is disgusting. Littering is unamerican. It's unimmigrant as well. It's heathen, and those beings should be ashamed of how far behind they have been left in social evolution. Did you at least get to see any boobs?

Nary a one. It was a total failure.

 

[mike]

It was mere coincidence that this thread happened to occur when it did. I think every culture surrounding an altering substance is overrated. Happiness, sadly, seems to get short shrift in the scheme of things. Not by me, though. I'm regularly overwhelmed by happiness, beauty and good fortune. If you ever see me crying, that's what it'll be about.

 

[rossage]

Happy happy joy joy.

 

[doublewide]