Nope and nope. But thanks. I can go fast over chunk in a straight line if I know the trail, and I do enjoy drops up to 4 feet or so. That's about it. Put me on a narrow, gravelly, outsloped DH like San Juan, Golden Eagle, Hahn or Lower Holy Jim and I just scoot along at a comfortable pace, holding up other riders. Put me on a bike park jump trail and I turn every table top into two little jumps - a jump onto the table and a jump off.
And climber? Bottom five on this forum. Proven over and over again. Ask my last riding partners
@mountaingirl sara,
@buggravy and
@Obsidian - or the ones just before that -
@bvader @Bill @rossage or
@Danimal Thus my surprise at your continuing obsession with "rip your legs off' and "cripple you with cramps." Most of the people on this forum have already done that just by virtue of me joining their rides or vice versa. But hey - if the thought of picking low hanging fruit amuses you, carry on!