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iMTB Rockstah
At some point, the “storm trooper” and “where’s your duct tape?” comments hurt my feelings, and I don’t wanna play anymore. Ima take my bike and go home!
Will a chicken nugget emoji cheer you up?
At some point, the “storm trooper” and “where’s your duct tape?” comments hurt my feelings, and I don’t wanna play anymore. Ima take my bike and go home!
I’d put it out of mind. That guy is actually impervious to things like shame, peer pressure or conformity. As demonstrated right here. Rock on, Dio. (And @mountaingirl sara)Give me names Chicken Nugget, who’s talkin’ trash??
unpainted tool .
You’ll make a good lawn dart MrI dint talk any this time but I'll take one for the bad boyz here. What's my punishment gonna be?
You’ll make a good lawn dart Mr
Research on SPD grips was abandoned after this run.
Tools can look good too. Most are chrome plated. Can't get more blingy than chrome. You don't paint tools because they will chip, just saying. And like tools, bikes now days look great as well. Function over fashion sure, but none of you would ride a fugly bike, NONE OF YOU!I don’t much care what my tools look like if they work well. Ever see a painted wrench?
Disclosure: I bought my current bike on sight. I ASSUMED it was a good bike, but I didn't do any research. I liked it, wanted it, bought it. Though I did get a great deal too.
If I had to choose between a bright pink with rainbows Sworks Enduro or an all black Comp Enduro for the same price, I'll take the pink. I can't tell what the bike looks like when I'm riding it, and I don't care what people think of me.
Now if I'm paying fillpriful, I'd prefer to get a bike I like the look of.
They're not chromed to make them aesthetically pleasing. It's so they work better.Tools can look good too. Most are chrome plated. Can't get more blingy than chrome.
I don’t much care what my tools look like if they work well. Ever see a painted wrench?
Very aesthetically pleasing! Consider painting bike frames...I know one potential customerDoes a screwdriver count?
I used to paint lures for Allen Cole. Some of you anglers may have heard of the 'AC Plug'.
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Quality ride, to a point. Can't ride an ugly bike, tho. Just picked up a Giant Revolt gravel bike, and it's black. Not ugly, just black. I'm tired of black bikes (I now have five, and all but one are all or mostly black). But my options to get the spec I wanted were any color I want as long as it's black. This is one of the things that really annoys me about bike manufacturers - make a frame in several different colors, but only one color per spec, no getting this frame color with that spec. So now looking at some ways to add some color - bar tape, pedals, maybe even some vinyl to add some splashes of whatever color.
That's one of the rare jerseys that would actually match my bike!
Very aesthetically pleasing! Consider painting bike frames...I know one potential customer
Beef motif! That would be badass. Especially with a muscular-system skin suit. And bear spray cans mounted out the back and front...COME AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!That's a great idea. But instead of @Daddy Dirtbag painting it like a fishing lure he can paint it like a bear lure, or cougar lure. Fresh meat anyone!
Beef motif! That would be badass. Especially with a muscular-system skin suit. And bear spray cans mounted out the back and front...COME AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's a great idea. But instead of @Daddy Dirtbag painting it like a fishing lure he can paint it like a bear lure, or cougar lure. Fresh meat anyone!
Throw a few trebles on that thing and wing it out there!Does a screwdriver count?
I used to paint lures for Allen Cole. Some of you anglers may have heard of the 'AC Plug'.
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Very aesthetically pleasing! Consider painting bike frames...I know one potential customer
Yes! Just remove the logos and add a dousing of...
I gotta slow down and read more carefully.....I thought that said BEER Lure. Paint your bike to look like a PBR.
We had an older Cannondale road bike come through the shop that was painted to look like a tube of crest toothpaste.
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