When I grow up, I wanna...

...be a snowplow driver. Not just any kind of snow plow though, one of these bad boys, tires as tall as me, 4wd all chained, big bucket to move cars and stuff out of the way

 

As long as it has a bike rack so I can ride after I'm done plowing, I'm in!!

 

LMAO

Well, moving snow is sort of like moving dirt.

 

Yeah Zamboni driver would be cool, but does (s)he get the same perks... I've offered our plower cash, beer, cinnamon rolls and stuff*, if he'd just take 15 seconds to wipe out the berm and 20 feet of driveway, which takes me hours by hand. Didn't work so well today, but at least he didn't dump is bucket in the driveway I just dug out...
* was trying to work titrating in to the post but just couldn't figure out a good way....

 

Friggen Grego teaching the old kids unnecessary vocab.

 

It's one of those frontiers we California ice hockey players dream aboot. I was never fortunate enough to have a frozen pond in my town...but I have the Kings!

 

Haha thanks for the drolly comment.

@knucklebuster hope you got a fatbike or at least some + size tires. BTW, you can titrate the snow to determine it's alkalinity which can lead to calculating the variance in snowmelt timing... nevermind, this will just get derailed into hard nipples or something.

Thanks for the pic's.