Tis the season

[rossage]

Tis the season for botulism
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Soil your shorts in midnight spasms
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Projectile vomiting in front of children
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Seeking colon cleansing zen
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Will I get some more inviting?
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Why not he's always exciting
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Feel free to add your own words of holiday cheer.
And get me some Imodium!

 

[Danmtchl]

Tis the season for botulism
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Soil your shorts in midnight spasms
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Projectile vomiting in front of children
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Seeking colon cleansing zen
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Will I get some more inviting?
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Why not he's always exciting
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Feel free to add your own words of holiday cheer.
And get me some Imodium!

Been there, done that.

 

[MrGreedom]

Grandma got ran over by an e-bike
Hiking home from our house Christmas Eve
You might say there's no such thing as Santa
That's why I bought myself an EMP

 

[herzalot]

Tis the season for botulism
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Soil your shorts in midnight spasms
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Projectile vomiting in front of children
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Seeking colon cleansing zen
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Will I get some more inviting?
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Why not he's always exciting
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Feel free to add your own words of holiday cheer.
And get me some Imodium!

Yikes! Sorry to hear. May your insides stay in!

 

[rossage]

Yikes! Sorry to hear. May your insides stay in!

Thanks. I can finally trust a fart so I think I'm getting over it...

 

[Runs with Scissors]

Always cook the pig thoroughly.