Some Guy Named Herzalot's Birthday Today?

Mikie

Mikie

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What the . . . . ?
Does anyone on imtbtrails know of some guy named @herzalot ?
Anyway . . . . It's his birthday today.
Happy Birthday my one handed friend!
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I'd say to go have some fun on the dirt, but a man of your accumulated years and injuries should really know his limitations... Enjoy the family today.

Seriously, get better and get your ass back out there... I'd love to hear you huff and puff up Mustard and watch you fly down the Luge. :thumbsup:
 
ridinrox said:
The way Herzy rides a bike:
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Happy Birthday Klutzy!! LOL
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Sheeesh a guy falls one time and breaks a pinky and he gets labeled a klutz.... :mad: ...wait, maybe it's not one time.

Sheeeeesh, a guy falls two times, knocks himself out, spends two nights in the hospital, separates his shoulder, rearranges his face, breaks his helmet, breaks his hand, and he gets labeled as a.... huh? oh yeah, that one... :oops:

Sheeeeeesh, a guy falls at Whistler once and ... what? OK, OK, A guy falls hard at Whistler TWICE needing medical attention, bruises ribs, gets a huge hematoma on his back, plus the stuff above and.... oh that too? OK - I almost forgot - a guy falls hard over the bars from 8 feet in the air at Northstar a week after the hematoma incident at Whistler, breaks his helmet and re-bruises his back... :confused:

And the ribs on T and A? You had to bring that one up too, didn't you. :(

OK. Sheeeesh, a guy does six fairly serious falls in 9 years and he gets labeled a Klutz. His name should be Hurts a-lot. Oh wait, it is.

OK, OK, but at least I haven't had the seriousness of Bing's crashes. He still gets the actual Hurts-A-LOT award.

Thanks for the jabs and well wishes, my IMTB brothers and sisters. And thanks for tolerating my endless banter, rambling and musings. Now go out there and ride one for the gimper! :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:
 
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herzalot said:
Sheeesh a guy falls one time and breaks a pinky and he gets labeled a klutz.... :mad: ...wait, maybe it's not one time.

Sheeeeesh, a guy falls two times, knocks himself out, spends two nights in the hospital, separates his shoulder, rearranges his face, breaks his helmet, breaks his hand, and he gets labeled as a.... huh? oh yeah, that one... :oops:

Sheeeeeesh, a guy falls at Whistler once and ... what? OK, OK, A guy falls hard at Whistler TWICE needing medical attention, bruises ribs, gets a huge hematoma on his back, plus the stuff above and.... oh that too? OK - I almost forgot - a guy falls hard over the bars from 8 feet in the air at Northstar a week after the hematoma incident at Whistler, breaks his helmet and re-bruises his back... :confused:

And the ribs on T and A? You had to bring that one up too, didn't you. :(

OK. Sheeeesh, a guy does six fairly serious falls in 9 years and he gets labeled a Klutz. His name should be Hurts a-lot. Oh wait, it is.

OK, OK, but at least I haven't had the seriousness of Bing's crashes. He still gets the actual Hurts-A-LOT award.

Thanks for the jabs and well wishes, my IMTB brothers and sisters. And thanks for tolerating my endless banter, rambling and musings. Now go out there and ride one for the gimper! :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:
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Wait a minute... I thought you were using the German Herz, which means heart. All this time, you were using it for pain. I think a name change is in order... Herr Schmerzalot would be more appropriate. It doesn't roll off the tongue quite as nice, but it's more accurate.
 
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