Who’s that hottie! Good one Bonsai!
Life tip: anything you post to the internet is there forever...someday the government might ask you why you liked that picture of Emily Batty, or why you live tweeted yourself committing a dozen felonies.
Society is possible because criminals are dumb.
Three easy tips for criminaling:
1) Do it by yourself.
2) Do it sober.
3) Don't tell anyone.
Three easy tips for criminaling:
1) Do it alone.
2) Do it sober.
3) Don't tell anyone.
Now you're just being silly....4. Leave your cell-phone at home.
Life tip: anything you post to the internet is there forever...someday the government might ask you why you liked that picture of Emily Batty
4. Leave your cell-phone at home.
I rode the front range today! No politics in sight.
I rode this afternoon by myself, but somehow I still got into an argument with myself about the current state of affairs.
I disagree about #2. Do it when you're lit. That way when you get caught, you can claim the drugs/alcohol made you do it.Three easy tips for criminaling:
1) Do it alone.
2) Do it sober.
3) Don't tell anyone.