Made Up Words that Are Supposed to Be...

[Mikie]

Gription: The defining word for how much traction (grip) your tires have when climbing.
"I like the gription of the Maxxis Rekon 2.4 better than the Schwalbe Hans Dampf."
Hurracinous: A descriptive word sharing the windy condition of hurricane type weather.
"I often find P12 to have hurracinous wind conditions!"
SmartAsstic: Really? I have to explain this one? A smart ass in their moment.
"He was totally in a smartasstic mood."
Duscheable: Having the ability to easily become a dick!
"That dude can totally be duscheable at times!"

 

[Runs with Scissors]

Gription: The defining word for how much traction (grip) your tires have when climbing.
"I like the gription of the Maxxis Rekon 2.4 better than the Schwalbe Hans Dampf."
Hurracanous: A descriptive word sharing the windy condition of hurricane type weather.
"I often find P12 to have hurracinous wind conditions!"
SmartAsstic: Really? I have to explain this one? A smart ass in their moment.
"He was totally in a smartasstic mood."
Duscheable: Having the ability to easily become a dick!
"That dude can totally be duscheable at times!"

Hurricanous.

You forgot Stiction, which is synonymous with gription.

And my all-time favorite, "wussificationistic." I wish I could remember which forum member coined it.

Edit: @jimbowho came up with it.

 

[Mikie]

Hurricanous.

You forgot Stiction, whixh is synonymous with gription.

And my all-time favorite, "wussificationistic." I wish I could remember which forum member coined it.

Dang! I misspelled my own made up word!
But it is pronounced
Her-RACK-Can-Ous with emphasis on Rack! Geez! Do I need to spell it out for you?

 

[Cyclotourist]

 

[UPSed]

Apparently @Mikie is not drug tested at his place of employment.

 

[rossage]

Covfefe.

 

[Mikie]

You forgot Stiction, whixh is synonymous with gription.

Wait...
That’s NOT a word??
Every mountain biker on the PLANET should know the word Stiction!
Stiction: A term designed to describe resistance prior to moving parts gliding upon each other! Sheesh!
“Dude! I just replaced my fork seals with some military defense grade F35 thingy’s I stole from work, and I don’t feel any Stiction!”

 

[Mikie]

Covfefe.

Oh, that’s really cute. But you can’t make up a word without having an explanation for what it really means dude!

 

[rossage]

Oh, that’s really cute. But you can’t make up a word without having an explanation for what it really means dude!

Let me circle it with a Sharpie for you

 

[SnakeCharmer]

How about "gnar-gnar"?

 

[FizzyCola]

Skidiot: Someone that you see skidding on the trail for whatever reason.

Skidiocracy: Subscribing to the theory that skidding through the trails is okay.

 

[mtnbikej]

Wait...
That’s NOT a word??
Every mountain biker on the PLANET should know the word Stiction!
Stiction: A term designed to describe resistance prior to moving parts gliding upon each other! Sheesh!
“Dude! I just replaced my fork seals with some military defense grade F35 thingy’s I stole from work, and I don’t feel any Stiction!”

His rear suspension has all kind of stiction....in fact, it doesn't move at all.

 

[Danimal]

His rear suspension has all kind of stiction....in fact, it doesn't move at all.

Yeah, I've known girls like that too.

 

[BonsaiNut]

I hate to add this but...

Shuttlecock

Apply to mountain-biking terminology in a negative way I see a lot of shuttlecocks on San Juan Trail.

 

[herzalot]

Douchebaggery
Asshattery

I don't think I need to explain.

 

[DangerDirtyD]

Skidiot: Someone that you see skidding on the trail for whatever reason.

Skidiocracy: Subscribing to the theory that skidding through the trails is okay.

You’re not riding trails steep enough to validate.

 

[DangerDirtyD]

I hate to add this but...

Shuttlecock

Apply to mountain-biking terminology in a negative way I see a lot of shuttlecocks on San Juan Trail.

SausageParty Saturday!

 

[Rumpled]

I think the big S already used gripton. Don't get sued.

 

[Mikie]

Skidiot: Someone that you see skidding on the trail for whatever reason.

Skidiocracy: Subscribing to the theory that skidding through the trails is okay.

Yazzz!

 

[herzalot]

Vocabules - the individual parts that, when joined together, make up one's vocabulary.

 

[konakc]

no potpies at popeyes... yet

 

[FizzyCola]

You’re not riding trails steep enough to validate.

Are you saying the Fullerton Loop isn't steep!?!

 

[DangerDirtyD]

Going up and down the face of the concrete dam is steep.

 

[Grego]

Stravasshole: a cyclist who while attempting a quick strava segment time and yells “strava!” and expects you to get out of their way.

 

[DangerDirtyD]

Stravasshole: a cyclist who while attempting a quick strava segment time and yells “strava!” and expects you to get out of their way.

Try simply yelping like a hyena. That kinda takes folks aback and hopefully conveys what they should appreciate as your jubilation.

 

[Runs with Scissors]

Try simply yelping like a hyena. That kinda takes folks aback and hopefully conveys what they should appreciate as your jubilation.

But it gets interpreted as jabberation so they get resentful.

 

[DangerDirtyD]

But it gets interpreted as jabberation so they get resentful.

Higher pitch!