Redman
iMTB Rockstah
This kind of reminds me of the CLUELESS encounter I had while climbing the switchbacks at San Juan last Saturday. As I was just rounding the third or fourth switchback I can hear a group of riders barreling down towards me. As soon as I hear them I start shouting "rider up, rider up!". The first rider is already around his switchback and railing down towards me. He doesn't hear cause his boombox is blaring. Finally he sees me and skids to a stop about 5' in front of me. Two more riders skid to a stop running into him and each other. None of them move out of the way, not even an inch. I keep pedaling and as I am riding by the first rider, I clipped his bar on purpose. He barks at me about it and I bark right back at him. Telling him it's his duty coming down to give way for the rider going up hill. He apologies and moves his bike, a little. The two guys behind him kept their bikes in the middle of the trail. I was able to ride around them, but I said something to them too. As all this is happening two more clowns, I mean riders in their group pull up skidding to a stop. So, I am now pedaling towards them and already past the first three riders. The clown starts yelling at me to get out of the way. Yeah right buddy, I kindly remind him of the trail etiquette as I am pedaling by him. He yells at me "hey, at least we stopped , we didn't need to do that". I just responded with have a good ride and don't forget to yield to uphill traffic. I bet every single one of you's can guess the ethnicity of this group of clowns. Always clueless on the trail.