IMTB Pool Party!

[rossage]

Thanks BonsaiNut. I get 4 hours to play on saturday and that’s in the morning. Besides, I have only one bathing suit, and it’s kinda little. I’d be embarrassed to wear it in front of the gang.

Has no qualms embarrassing the Sh!t out of me by wearing that thong in public........

 

[SnakeCharmer]

Probably should in your condition...

BTW Looks like you're taking a "P-Line" in your avatar pic....

OUCH

 

[Mikie]

Probably should in your condition...

BTW Looks like you're taking a "P-Line" in your avatar pic....

Ha ha! Nice! The only P-Line you will experience from me is the one I leave up the side of your baggies, boy.

 

[Runs with Scissors]

Ha ha! Nice! The only P-Line you will experience from me is the one I leave up the side of your baggies, boy.

TMI. Let's keep the discussion of personal fluids elsewhere, eh?

 

[Cyclotourist]

I want to get a license plate with "P Line" on it.

 

[SnakeCharmer]

I want to get a license plate with "P Line" on it.

Or "PEELINE" for cleverness' sake

 

[Runs with Scissors]

Or "PEELINE" for cleverness' sake

Word ladder will get you "peelings," which is the Pilipino version of "Peelings. Nothing more dan peelings. Trying to porget my, peelings of lub."

If that offends anyone's sensibilities, well, too f***ing bad. I spent enough time in the P.I. to know they think it's funny too.

 

[SnakeCharmer]

Word ladder will get you "peelings," which is the Pilipino version of "Peelings. Nothing more dan peelings. Trying to porget my, peelings of lub."

If that offends anyone's sensibilities, well, too f***ing bad. I spent enough time in the P.I. to know they think it's funny too.

You kind of also sound Jamaican...

 

[Runs with Scissors]

You kind of also sound Jamaican...

Yeah Mon!!

 

[herzalot]

what? carwreck has a p line around the drop? that drop was my nemesis for years...

Looking up the hill.

What you can't tell in this picture is that the drop is 3-4', abrupt and undercut. And fun!

 

[Cyclotourist]

Or "PEELINE" for cleverness' sake

It might lose some of connotation that way...
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=peeline

 

[Mikie]

Looking up the hill.
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What you can't tell in this picture is that the drop is 3-4', abrupt and undercut. And fun!

The Huck is not my concern. It was that invisible 26” hole My front wheel found right before it!

 

[SnakeCharmer]

It might lose some of connotation that way...
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=peeline

Not at all. In fact that is exactly what I meant. Mountain bikers will know the real meaning. It has two meanings by plan. It's comical and it's clever.

That Snake, that Snake!!!

 

[SnakeCharmer]

Looking up the hill.
View attachment 43873

What you can't tell in this picture is that the drop is 3-4', abrupt and undercut. And fun!

There is something like that in Bootleg Canyon we were doing in a group ride.

I cannot see the S line for this one though (No tire tracks in the dirt below the drop).

 

[herzalot]

There is something like that in Bootleg Canyon we were doing in a group ride.

I cannot see the S line for this one though (No tire tracks in the dirt below the drop).

We were doing trail work that day and had just filled in a hole.
I typically hit this drop on the center left side of the trail, above the rocks with the white smudge.

 

[Cyclotourist]

Not at all. In fact that is exactly what I meant. Mountain bikers will know the real meaning. It has two meanings by plan. It's comical and it's clever.

That Snake, that Snake!!!

On so many levels...!

 

[doublewide]

It was that invisible 26” hole My front wheel found right before it!

Well, now you are on a 29'er so you'll be just fine! Until you're not.

 

[doublewide]

Ha ha! Nice! The only P-Line you will experience from me is the one I leave up the side of your baggies, boy.

Golden showers really aren't my thing, but hey if it gets you all worked up to P on a dude I ain't gonna frown upon you for it.

 

[Mikie]

Golden showers really aren't my thing, but hey if it gets you all worked up to P on a dude I ain't gonna frown upon you for it.

I was thinking a little more in this context...

 

[Faust29]

I was thinking a little more in this context...
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Really, Guys? Talking endlessly about "PEE" in a pool party thread?

 

[doublewide]

 

[SnakeCharmer]

Really, Guys? Talking endlessly about "PEE" in a pool party thread?

Of course!

We are not men...

We are mountain bikers!!!

 

[Cyclotourist]

Really, Guys? Talking endlessly about "PEE" in a pool party thread?

I try to stay in the non-peeing section of the pool.

 

[SnakeCharmer]

I try to stay in the non-peeing section of the pool.

I guess you’d be across the pool from the rest of ‘em then.

 

[SnakeCharmer]

@BonsaiNut, do you have some cots and blankets at the ready? It could get ugly there.

I have to work this weekend on Saturday once again so I wont be able to make it.

Somebody please take lots of pics and please assemble a highlights video.

 

[Cyclotourist]

@BonsaiNut Mr. Nut, what should I bring to contribute to the festivities? Other than my presence of course!

 

[rossage]

https://goo.gl/images/3ahHKx

 

[SnakeCharmer]

@BonsaiNut Mr. Nut, what should I bring to contribute to the festivities? Other than my presence of course!

*tinfoil hat
*bathing goggles
*night vision glasses
*magic tricks kit
*surgical gloves
*wipes
*mouthwash
*a tool box
* Back Sabbath CDs
*church key
*manors
*a smile
*a list of jokes
*scantily dressed Aboriginal dancers
*a phone to call Uber

 

[Cyclotourist]

*tinfoil hat
*bathing goggles
*night vision glasses
*magic tricks kit
*surgical gloves
*wipes
*mouthwash
*a tool box
* Back Sabbath CDs
*church key
*manors
*a smile
*a list of jokes
*scantily dressed Aboriginal dancers
*a phone to call Uber

That's it????

 

[herzalot]

That's it????

Inflatable girlfriend?