I ride e-bike and I cannot lie

Crankitup

Crankitup

Newbie with Hope!
I ride e-bike and I cannot lie,
You other riders can't deny,
When a trail goes steep with an epic climb,
And my e-bike's cruisin fine,
I get stoked, wanna shout out loud,
Cruisin' through Santa Cruz, feelin HIGH.

Forbidden trails at UC -
-- ohhh gee, I also ride PCteeee!
-That's where you'll find me!

USFS says e-bikes are a go, So haters, time to let it flow.
Hating on e-bike -you are a LOOn
and prolly celebrating Pride Month in June!

Strava's where I track my ride, Are you on it?
No need to hide!
I ride e-bikes and I cannot lie,
Join me or wave as I fly by.
 
Crankitup said:
I ride e-bike and I cannot lie,
You other riders can't deny,
When a trail goes steep with an epic climb,
And my e-bike's cruisin fine,
I get stoked, wanna shout out loud,
Cruisin' through Santa Cruz, feelin HIGH.

Forbidden trails at UC -
-- ohhh gee, I also ride PCteeee!
-That's where you'll find me!

USFS says e-bikes are a go, So haters, time to let it flow.
Hating on e-bike -you are a LOOn
and prolly celebrating Pride Month in June!

Strava's where I track my ride, Are you on it?
No need to hide!
I ride e-bikes and I cannot lie,
Join me or wave as I fly by.
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You ride an e bike and cannot lie,
You can't do it physically, that you cannot deny.
When there's an epic climb, and the trail gets steep,
That big battery pushing up your butt, you like to take it deep.
You think poaching trails sounds cool?
You sound like a little kid with a new toy, are you in elementary school?
I don't care what USFS has to say,
IMO, if you're able bodied, riding ebikes is Fn g*y
You track your rides on Strava? Why bother?
May as well add the miles on your car's trip odometer.

This is just my personal opinion. There are plenty of members here who ebike that I like and respect very much and could still pedal circles around me. You are just here to troll. I don't appreciate that.
 
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Tom the Bomb said:
Thanks Mike. Did you have the scar tissue removed from your knees?
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You are welcome Bombster!
Yes sir! I did! Just in the final stages of healing so I can go rip some trails.
Unfortunately… my favorite place to ride was in the path of the high winds from the three tornadoes that touched down North of us and my trails are covered (literally) in fallen trees.:cry:
If I get a chance, I’ll take a picture of them as we head to Rogers tomorrow.
 
-ROCKY- said:
You ride an e bike and cannot lie,
You can't do it physically, that you cannot deny.
When there's an epic climb, and the trail gets steep,
That big battery pushing up your butt, you like to take it deep.
You think poaching trails sounds cool?
You sound like a little kid with a new toy, are you in elementary school?
I don't care what USFS has to say,
IMO, if you're able bodied, riding ebikes is Fn g*y
You track your rides on Strava? Why bother?
May as well add the miles on your car's trip odometer.

This is just my personal opinion. There are plenty of members here who ebike that I like and respect very much and could still pedal circles around me. You are just here to troll. I don't appreciate that.
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Well done @-ROCKY-
 
I had the twister thing in Huntsville. Big giant piles of logs. After you get around its not so bad. That was when 26ers were king. I do not see ebikers putting the bike on their shoulders and making a way through
 
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