Daily Words Of Wisdom

[SnakeCharmer]

The only thing worse than rain, is sideways rain.

 

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Love that movie

 

[Mikie]

I studied with the Maharishi for many years, and really didn't learn that much. But one thing that he taught me, I'll never forget: 'ALWAYS...' no, wait-- 'NEVER...' no, wait, it was 'ALWAYS carry a litter bag in your car. It doesn't take up much room, and if it gets full, you can toss it out the window.' - Steve Martin

 

[Runs with Scissors]

I studied with the Maharishi for many years, and really didn't learn that much. But one thing that he taught me, I'll never forget: 'ALWAYS...' no, wait-- 'NEVER...' no, wait, it was 'ALWAYS carry a litter bag in your car. It doesn't take up much room, and if it gets full, you can toss it out the window.' - Steve Martin

I've never thought Steve Martin was all that funny, but that is pretty good.

 

[Mikie]

I've never thought Steve Martin was all that funny, but that is pretty good.

His early stand up I thought was hilarious.

 

[Luis]

Wherever you go, there you are

 

[Runs with Scissors]

If you really believe anything is possible, go ahead and water ski through that revolving door.

 

[SnakeCharmer]

live long, and prosper

 

[MolarM]

“You can observe a lot by watching”
-Yogi Berra

 

[Runs with Scissors]

“You can observe a lot by watching”
-Yogi Berra

He also said "deja vu all over again."

 

[CBone]

... and there it was - gone!

 

[herzalot]

"To me winning isn't. You do."

Ty to Danny in Cadddyshack