Calling out JohnnyGent!

herzalot

iMTB Hooligan
My one-time adopted son Johnny is lurking on here somewhere. After suffering the humiliation of an uphill endo in front of a hot jogger chick on Santiago Canyon road, he moved away, joined the Border Patrol and has been keeping us safe ever since. I even hear he got married too! Must not have been to that jogger.

Johnny and I had some epic Fontana battles, even though he was nearly half my age. He gave me endless amounts of Sh!t and made me laugh constantly.

Show yourself, Johnny. I know you're reading.
 
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PS old man, we're too fast to get dirty
In my mind, absolutely...

OK, and now that you're an IMTB veteran of nearly 12 hours, put up a dayum avatar already! I don't want to be reminded of your gender every time you post. It kind of freaks me out.
 
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