Bedford Canyon under construction

DangerDirtyD

iMTB Hooligan
The mouth of Bedford Canyon is subject to rough grading for the phased construction of 1,806 homes. Unanticipated discoveries are occurring, and there is controversy. Despite the California regulatory environment, the project is moving forward. The locals don't want 1,806 new homes, with an average of around 4 persons per dwelling unit, and 7,224 new neighbors. Ain't enough roads! The 91/15 interchange...WTF!? Local grocery store too small! There be flooding through the wash! Fires, earthquakes, clean water, any water, smog, noise, traffic, traffic, traffic.
If the Donald becomes president, we'd be China. All you'z Trupeteers, off to Beijing you go!
 
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And there shall be wars, and rumors of wars, and nation shall rise up against nation...

It is obvious that building those houses heralds the onset of Armageddon. Or Ragnarok - take your pick.
The world shall sink into near oblivion, only to reemerge fertile and utopic, with unobstructed bicycle corridors to and beyond the horizon. Let the 4-level junction at the 91 and 15 freeways crumble...I have enough suspension to ride that.
 
Ever notice that in all those end of the world movies, there are usually no bicycles. Some guy will push an overloaded shopping cart a 1000 miles but no bicycles. A whole world of modified cars at war, no bikes...

I beg to differ. The finest movie ever made about the future of America - featuring John Ritter as Chet Roosevelt, and National Indian Kindness Enterprises (NIKE) who ultimately save the country. Lots of bikes featured.

 
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