Another Dirty Girl from STR

Aviatrix said:
hello. I vote yes to a new DG private forum. We love talking trash on the boys in private ;)
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Hah! As much as I agree with Dirty Girls talking public trash about the boyz, PM me a list of User names and I will put it together. Let the debacle begin! :? :shock:

Oh!!!! And welcome to imtbtrails Aviatrix! I definitely remember you from STR. Awesome that you joined us!

~Mikie
 
RustyIron said:
The sexist oppressors will not break our spirit!
We refuse to succumb to your objectification!
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Uhhhhh, I'll succumb to your objectification type stuff...:eek:
 
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Mikie said:
Aviatrix said:
hello. I vote yes to a new DG private forum. We love talking trash on the boys in private ;)
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Hah! As much as I agree with Dirty Girls talking public trash about the boyz, PM me a list of User names and I will put it together. Let the debacle begin! :? :shock:

Oh!!!! And welcome to imtbtrails Aviatrix! I definitely remember you from STR. Awesome that you joined us!

~Mikie
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Awesome thanks Mikie! I'll get together with H2OChick and figure out who's migrated over.
 
RustyIron said:
The sexist oppressors will not break our spirit!
We refuse to succumb to your objectification!
From now on, you can squish your own scary spiders!
Go get a ladder if you want a cup off the top shelf!
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Ahem, we will continue to objectify you both in the Girlz Forum and on the trails.
As for the spiders, we have Tink to help us with those.
And items on the top shelf, have you seen Kelly's orangutan arms? She can reach the crown molding -

Smack talk - bring it on but only if you can take what you dish out! (leave the soft-skinned cry babies back at STR) :P
 
H2oChick said:
RustyIron said:
The sexist oppressors will not break our spirit!
We refuse to succumb to your objectification!
From now on, you can squish your own scary spiders!
Go get a ladder if you want a cup off the top shelf!
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Ahem, we will continue to objectify you both in the Girlz Forum and on the trails.
As for the spiders, we have Tink to help us with those.
And items on the top shelf, have you seen Kelly's orangutan arms? She can reach the crown molding -

Smack talk - bring it on but only if you can take what you dish out! (leave the soft-skinned cry babies back at STR) :P
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Wow!!!!! Slinging crap already.

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ridinrox said:
We'll need your qualifications first.

Tell me about: tampons, feminine napkins, bikini waxing w ingrown hairs that turn to boils, cramps, PMS, birth control, gossip, makeup, hair products, nail polish, skin care, baby care, child care, spousal care (oops don't have one...whew), cooking, house cleaning, careers....etc etc etc. :eek:
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I'm so glad I'm a guy. Reading that list is a buzzkill. :thumbsdown:
 
ridinrox said:
We'll need your qualifications first.

Tell me about: tampons, feminine napkins, bikini waxing w ingrown hairs that turn to boils, cramps, PMS, birth control, gossip, makeup, hair products, nail polish, skin care, baby care, child care, spousal care (oops don't have one...whew), cooking, house cleaning, careers....etc etc etc. :eek:
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After living through/with all of the above (minus the bikini boil) I can probably hold my own in a conversation on any of the above... but it's just that I don't want to.
 
ridinrox said:
We'll need your qualifications first.

Tell me about: tampons, feminine napkins, bikini waxing w ingrown hairs that turn to boils, cramps, PMS, birth control, gossip, makeup, hair products, nail polish, skin care, baby care, child care, spousal care (oops don't have one...whew), cooking, house cleaning, careers....etc etc etc. :eek:
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Tampons are in every backpack and saddlebag I own because my wife makes me carry them for her while we ride/camp, and they can attract wildlife if not disposed of properly. Feminine napkins are often used in conjunction with tampons and can be found in my hydration pack because of that fact. Bikini waking is sexy when it's girl on girl, and plucking 5" hairs from boils is sensational in every sense of the word. Cramps and PMS suck, and I have no idea what life is like to live on a lunar schedule. Birth control leads to cream pies, and both can be taken orally. Gossip has no gender bias. Makeup is rarely necessary for anyone (please ladies: save your time and money, and maybe do some sit-ups instead). Hair products are toxic for fish and other wildlife, and probably for humans as well. Nail polish...see hair products above. Skin care is best dealt with by using sunscreen daily and reducing showering to twice per week (max) regardless of how many times you ride. Baby care should require breastfeeding if medically feasible, and please share that wonderful post-ride, recovery elixir with your closest MTB friends. Child care is easier when you can regress to childhood mentality while still considering safety. Spousal care is easier when your significant other rides the same size bike as you; otherwise, just feed him/her and you should be good to go. Cooking is an essential skill, but if those for whom you cook do not like your food, let them go hungry...eventually even McNuggets are palatable. House cleaning is a process, not an event...and boys, try sitting while you pee so you don't splash the floor or your knees and shins and then go lie on the couch, spreading your urine around the house like a cat. Careers are many people's identities, and I hope that posting this on the internet does not jeopardize mine. I was never one to have very good judgement when it comes to personal issues, but we all are mammals and can relate to most of this stuff, even if some of us are not mature enough to own it. Besides...I'm just kidding.
 
DangerDirtyD said:
Tampons are in every backpack and saddlebag I own because my wife makes me carry them for her while we ride/camp, and they can attract wildlife if not disposed of properly. Feminine napkins are often used in conjunction with tampons and can be found in my hydration pack because of that fact. Bikini waking is sexy when it's girl on girl, and plucking 5" hairs from boils is sensational in every sense of the word. Cramps and PMS suck, and I have no idea what life is like to live on a lunar schedule. Birth control leads to cream pies, and both can be taken orally. Gossip has no gender bias. Makeup is rarely necessary for anyone (please ladies: save your time and money, and maybe do some sit-ups instead). Hair products are toxic for fish and other wildlife, and probably for humans as well. Nail polish...see hair products above. Skin care is best dealt with by using sunscreen daily and reducing showering to twice per week (max) regardless of how many times you ride. Baby care should require breastfeeding if medically feasible, and please share that wonderful post-ride, recovery elixir with your closest MTB friends. Child care is easier when you can regress to childhood mentality while still considering safety. Spousal care is easier when your significant other rides the same size bike as you; otherwise, just feed him/her and you should be good to go. Cooking is an essential skill, but if those for whom you cook do not like your food, let them go hungry...eventually even McNuggets are palatable. House cleaning is a process, not an event...and boys, try sitting while you pee so you don't splash the floor or your knees and shins and then go lie on the couch, spreading your urine around the house like a cat. Careers are many people's identities, and I hope that posting this on the internet does not jeopardize mine. I was never one to have very good judgement when it comes to personal issues, but we all are mammals and can relate to most of this stuff, even if some of us are not mature enough to own it. Besides...I'm just kidding.
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Brilliant. You pass.....

FYI: There are only 3 posts and 9 comments in the Dirty Girl forum so you'll be talking to yourself. :thumbsup:
 
DangerDirtyD said:
Tampons are in every backpack and saddlebag I own because my wife makes me carry them for her while we ride/camp, and they can attract wildlife if not disposed of properly. Feminine napkins are often used in conjunction with tampons and can be found in my hydration pack because of that fact. Bikini waking is sexy when it's girl on girl, and plucking 5" hairs from boils is sensational in every sense of the word. Cramps and PMS suck, and I have no idea what life is like to live on a lunar schedule. Birth control leads to cream pies, and both can be taken orally. Gossip has no gender bias. Makeup is rarely necessary for anyone (please ladies: save your time and money, and maybe do some sit-ups instead). Hair products are toxic for fish and other wildlife, and probably for humans as well. Nail polish...see hair products above. Skin care is best dealt with by using sunscreen daily and reducing showering to twice per week (max) regardless of how many times you ride. Baby care should require breastfeeding if medically feasible, and please share that wonderful post-ride, recovery elixir with your closest MTB friends. Child care is easier when you can regress to childhood mentality while still considering safety. Spousal care is easier when your significant other rides the same size bike as you; otherwise, just feed him/her and you should be good to go. Cooking is an essential skill, but if those for whom you cook do not like your food, let them go hungry...eventually even McNuggets are palatable. House cleaning is a process, not an event...and boys, try sitting while you pee so you don't splash the floor or your knees and shins and then go lie on the couch, spreading your urine around the house like a cat. Careers are many people's identities, and I hope that posting this on the internet does not jeopardize mine. I was never one to have very good judgement when it comes to personal issues, but we all are mammals and can relate to most of this stuff, even if some of us are not mature enough to own it. Besides...I'm just kidding.
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Cream pies, ingrown hairs, and concern for the fishies... all in one place, D^3!
 
Mikie said:
I'm not EXACTLY sure WHERE this is going but my moderator finger is getting itchy...

Anymore of this and we will get picked up in the search engines for porn sites! Ha hah!
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OH so that's why my innocent Briana Banks avatar was removed. Yeah, it's time for a refresher....
 
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