Wanted something different yesterday so I drove over to Fullerton to loop da floop. My plan was to cruise a first lap and attack a second. Started slow messing around with music on my phone along the first straight. Just before the first left hand turn a gravel guy came flying past me and flipped me the bird. Maybe he didn’t but it sure looked like one finger was up when he passed me. Well, that threw my cruise lap plan out the window. Dude wanted some, I gave him some chase.
He moved pretty quick so I had a tough time hugging his rear tire on the flat straights. After crossing the first street he of course stayed right to avoid the single track. Well, that’s no fun. I went left and watched him on my right. I saw he kept looking back to see where I was. Did I know this guy? Was he egging me on, on purpose? Who knows.
It took me longer to get through the ST than he did zooming on the flat. When I got to the light before the steep kicker, I didn’t see him. I blew through the street crossing and there he was. I decided to mash up the kicker and grab his rear tire. We were neck and neck at the top. Back on the tarmac, he was gone. I knew he would smoke me on the road so I saved some BPM and waited for my moment to strike. The climbs.
After passing the train tracks, I saw him just ahead in the dirt. Inching closer as we neared the soccer fields, I could smell victory. He reached the street crossing ahead of me without having to stop for cars. Damn. My turn and I had a brief stop but fortunately, not too long. This was my time to reel him in. Closer and closer I came until the turn up to the street. I was two bike lengths behind and decided it was time to stand up. Passing him across the street, down the shoot and across to the long dirt downhill. (Yes I’ve never really paid attn to the street names).
Back on the tarmac I could smell his fear getting closer. I would not let him pass. I must not let him pass. We hit all green lights before getting back in the dirt. Yes. He was five lengths behind me now as we came upon a bevy of electronic motorcycles blocking the path. I have a bell but as my mind was in race mode, something just came out of my mouth. “Yo motorcycles can you please share the trail real bicycles coming through!”. It just came out. I didn’t mean to be aggressive. I looked back and saw them block Mr. Gravel as well. He gave words as well and we continued on.
Circling the water tower, he was nowhere in sight. Did he stop? Did he go for the extra credit? Impossible. I kept moving quickly over the tree roots and up heart attack hill (or so I call it). It’s not a tough climb but it always seems to zap my power after pushing hard to that point. A quick stop at the top revealed his shadow looming behind me. There he was. Looking straight at me sipping my bottle, waiting for him to catch up. I offered a quick wave of my hand saying, “come on I haven’t got all day”.
I stayed just in front of him across the rollers. His ability to ride down the chop on that gravel bike was impressive. He stayed right on me until the street light. At the light, waiting on traffic, we shared a few nice words. I wanted to ask why the bird but I did not. Maybe I saw it wrong, maybe he was saying hey let’s go you’re number one! Maybe.
Green meant go and he was gone. The tarmac is his power zone and I gave a half assed chase. You’ll catch him in the climbs Jordan, you’ll catch him in the climbs. Be patient. At 24% Hill, I could see his struggle. It’s not a good hill to pass on so I stayed behind until it opened up. At the top I knew I’d be way ahead of him before hitting the tarmac again so I gunned it. The more space I could put between he and I, the better. I made the mistake of looking back for him near the bottom in the washboard chop section. Nearly lost control of my bike as the vibrations kept robbing me on hand grip.
He was nowhere in sight as I made my way to the lake. Half way around, still no gravel guru. Crossing the, he was still not there. Maybe he had enough fun for the day? Mechanical? I slowed the pace and jumped into the upper ST. Bobbing through the trees and hopping over the tree roots, THERE HE WAS. Down on the valley floor hauling the mail. He looked up with those devil eyes as he passed my position on the road. SOAB was doing a sneak attack!
Down the S-turn to the train tracks, he was a good bit ahead of me. Time to stand again and get him back into my comfort zone. Coming around the golf course, I could see his dust. All I needed to do was keep him within reach and I knew I could catch him at the Dam. Or so I would hope. The soil was wet coming around Hole 9. This was to my advantage running larger mountain bike tires. It would slow him enough to grab a few more bike lengths before the tunnel.
I knew there was no way he would choose to ride through the jungle section so this time, I also stayed left on the fire road. With the final turn ahead, we were nearly neck and neck again. This was it, time to empty the tank, now or never. Out of the saddle, mashing pedals, I passed him and let the afterburners go. My heart was pounding, sweat pouring, drooling on my bars. “Why am I doing this?”, I kept saying to myself. BECAUSE I LOVE BIKES! Later, my Apple Watch would tell me I hit 198bpm on that Dam Hill. I believe it.
I didn’t stop at the top to wait for him this time. Back in the golf parking lot I decided to give him some time to offer well wishes and thanks for a solid chase. The problem was, he was never to be seen again. I waited a couple minutes then pushed on up the street to the courthouse. Looking back for him the entire way, he was not there.
At my truck, I scanned the lot looking for my new adversary. Nada. Nope. He must have gone another way home. Hopefully, okay and riding strong. Grabbing a cold drink from my cooler, it got me thinking. “Did I imagine him, was I really chasing someone?”. Maybe I was just a little more tired than I thought I was. Needless to say, the second lap was out of order. Not happening. I left almost all of me out there at the Floop of all places. Until next time….
I hope you enjoyed my race report. Yes, I made the Floop a lot more exciting than it is. It probably looked a lot more like two older guys on the struggle bus looking back at each other with GET OFF MY LAWN faces. But hey, I love riding my bike.
Cheers