2nd Annual Hellacious Ride 2018

I need to check into the forums more often.. and figure out how to set my settings to get emails on stuff :D I had a pretty good time overall on my first Hell Ride with @MrGreedom and a few others. I recognize a few of the faces that we came across! Hey!! Had a cool spill not paying to much attention to the trail and/or misjudging the trail. I deff need to get out on these types of rides more and get my skills back in tact as its been far to long and I am running out of excuses lol!
 
Sounds like you haven’t ridden 6 hours with @rossage, 5:50 of which he’s admiring your ass and making up a song about it. Thanks for the look Ross! It’s nice isn’t it!?

Not really. Looks like you've been spending too much time in an office chair. Used to call that secretarial spread but it is what it is...

If you wear ill-fitting, worn out, hockey protective gear on an mtb ride, people are gonna look. When said clothing has contrasting color threads highlighting your genitals and ass, someone is gonna say something. That someone is me.
If you're gonna Fůck with eagles, better learn how to fly.

Would've loved to hang with you jokers for a safety break or two but everytime we stopped, al I kept hearing was "let's go ".
 
I need to check into the forums more often.. and figure out how to set my settings to get emails on stuff :D I had a pretty good time overall on my first Hell Ride with @MrGreedom and a few others. I recognize a few of the faces that we came across! Hey!! Had a cool spill not paying to much attention to the trail and/or misjudging the trail. I deff need to get out on these types of rides more and get my skills back in tact as its been far to long and I am running out of excuses lol!
Hey @George ! Long time man! I'm Paul Harvey and want the "Rest... of the Video!" ha hah! No cheating on the final edit! :-)
 
Not really. Looks like you've been spending too much time in an office chair. Used to call that secretarial spread but it is what it is...

If you wear ill-fitting, worn out, hockey protective gear on an mtb ride, people are gonna look. When said clothing has contrasting color threads highlighting your genitals and ass, someone is gonna say something. That someone is me.
If you're gonna Fůck with eagles, better learn how to fly.

Would've loved to hang with you jokers for a safety break or two but everytime we stopped, al I kept hearing was "let's go ".
Safety breaks are for sissy's. If I wanted to stand around and dull my senses and not be riding I'll find an elevator. The cool down kills my legs. Tailwinds took care of the stop and gnaw on Sh!t. I prefer to ride, ride, ride!

Nice!
Sh!t talk before, AND, after the ride! :thumbsup:
 
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You come in pretty hot and the trail turns 180*.....I only ride the trail 1 time a year and always forget about that turn.
I was right behind a fast rider on Grizzly when we hit that turn. I saw him braking hard suddenly, and tried to do the same. He got the rear end to slide around and line up, but I was completely out of control with both tires locked and the bike sideways when I bumped him. He kept me upright and I started pedaling and apologized as it wasn't a planned pass! We jockeyed back and forth for the next 20 miles.
 
Some photos I took.

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A few minutes of the mellow section right under Morton Peak- before we hit the loose exposed section. Caught an unplanned dismount by the professor at the end.


I've always like this section of trail. Some beautiful views on a clear day, and the rock features are impressive. And that switchback is a tough one! I often go out to the run-out and turn the bike around there.
 
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